Port Mafia Thirst Squad — ON PERMANENT HIATUS

happy birthday, dazai! | 06.19

𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 𝐎𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐮 𝐒𝟏𝐄𝟎𝟓

𝔻𝕒𝕫𝕒𝕚 𝕆𝕤𝕒𝕞𝕦

𝙸𝚝 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙰𝚛𝚖𝚎𝚍 𝙳𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝙰𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚢 𝚒𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚊 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙 𝚘𝚏 𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚜

some of yall afraid to be corny, but brother, they were born on the cob

↳ Akutagawa Ryunosuke

              HAPPY BIRTHDAY NAKAHARA CHUUYA!!

中原 中也 - nakahara chuuya

bsd + most likely to succeed asked by @akutagawaas

𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐧𝐞𝐮𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞'𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐢𝐟 𝐈 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦. 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢-𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲.

Then the reports come in about some unknown bandaged dude wandering around who looks totally out-of-place not wearing a black suit like the rest of the Port Mafia, but Dazai's already left the building.

While I really wouldn't put it past him to skip work that often (or figure out ahead of time there would be a raid that day and avoid the office), my favorite theory is that he's like Perry the Platypus and no one from the mafia recognizes him without the eye bandages

Did you just call me chibi, asshole?

bsd + most likely to end up in jail asked by @v0ngola

                HAPPY BIRTHDAY NAKAHARA CHUUYA!!

And when Dazai reveals he's alive, he just smirks at Fyodor and starts speaking in fluent Russian.

𝑷𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒕. 𝑺𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒈𝒊𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖, 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎? 𝑷𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔𝒏'𝒕 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂 𝒎𝒆𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒂𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒚. 𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒚 𝑰 𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒊𝒎.