im prob procrastinating rn

reblog if its friday and you made it

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

moms are like Btw want to hear about this local news story that will make you fear for your life before you go out

does anyone know how to get what you want when you're the type of person who avoids everything

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

"for my own sanity, i'm going to stop thinking about this!" ← person who's going to think about it all the time forever

your boyfriend isn't thematically significant

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

you fucking idiot. you misread a social encounter. we're gonna fucking kill you