#bsd headcanons

Ranpo wouldn’t want to live by himself— he literally drags someone around with him most of the time whenever he goes somewhere. He doesn’t want to be alone again. And also household chores are a pain and no one would ever willingly be his roommate besides his found family.

Yosano, growing up, definitely had night terrors of Ranpo or Fukuzawa hanging from a rope. While these faded as she grew older, they still probably pop up now and again. This doesn’t prevent her from living by herself, but she doesn’t really have a reason to move out.

Plus, all three work in the same place, and I imagine that they have their own rooms. Living together saves on money too, especially before they got the agency dorms.

On that note, Ranpo would not willingly do his fare share of housework. He’d do more as he grows up, but not as much as the other two. Especially stuff like dishes. Or cleaning his room. The only reason his room isn’t a complete dump is because Yosano has been telling him that Fukuzawa would be very disappointed if he saw the state his room was in.

Yosano would also tell him that Fukuzawa would be very glad if he properly fixed, say, a broken faucet or stove. So he gets bullied into being the household mechanic because Yosano knows he can figure it out, and she very much does not want to do that extra work herself while Ranpo usually does much less than her and Fukuzawa do. (Fukuzawa does pat Ranpo’s head whenever he fixes something around the house, so it’s not like she’s lying)

I also imagine that Ranpo happens to have the ability that every mom does in knowing where everything in the house is at all times, thanks to his brain. He’s the one that constantly gets annoyed when Yosano asks him where something is. Fukuzawa also asks him, albeit less frequently because he kinda is the mom, but Ranpo doesn’t get annoyed at him, rather he’s just happy to help.

THATS SO CUTE 😭 bullying ranpo into doing chores i love that ,, the last bit is perfect im going to adopt that hc now

ive always headcanoned that ranpo and fukuzawa still live together... i havent considered yosano staying since she seemed more the independent but i do adore that it sounds so sweet

I am writing this so I won't be as stressed when I confess to my crush. (I will not use this type of size or font because I just hate it. Includes just fluff. Probably write a lightly smutty version.

Poe / Kitty / Kittycat

Always correct someone if they say you are his friend or you're his friend.

Writes dates down/using Black Cat in the Rue Morgue. Example:.Picnic next to the river. By a weeping willow. Lying on a tartan blanket. Eating triangle-shaped sandwiches and fruits. While he reads you his new manuscript, after he reads to Ran first of course.

You like hanging around each other while doing different things. Like you draw in the other room while he writes in his office.

Karl wanted to carry him on your shoulder or head, but you're too weak and don't like fur all over your clothes/hair.

Dazai / Kék

Cooks palacsinta for you for breakfast just cuz. Usually a good cook, but wants to be the best for you.

Always has extra makeup in his pocket to touch his or your makeup.

Has bandages ready, of course, if you accidentally hurt yourself.

Atsu

Surprisingly, he's a cuddlebug.

Reads a lot of books about how to be the best boyfriend.

He falls asleep on your thighs while reading one of his books.

Ryu / Akutagawa

Teases you about being too short to reach something. Uses Rashoumon to get something down for you.

Secretly write down your favourite things from the store and buys it without saying it.

Let's you dress him in frilly or elegant clothing/dresses like lolita, despite that not being his style. It's streetwear.

Chuuya / Vöröske

If you ask if you could get matching outfits and hats. He will happily comply.

Shows you at every work party and has his arm around you always, either at your waist or shoulder.

Quits smoking because of you and finds other ways to relieve stress.

I watched Bsd analysis. I didn't know there were 219 n-words in Mark Twain's Huckleberry Finn. So many Atsulucy moments in this episode. The ship name, Lushi, reminds me of a slimy fish. Gross. Also, I didn't know Atsu could use his tiger eyes to zoom in. When Atsu petting Byakko is so beautiful. I didn't even know chaff grenades were a thing.

Bsd headcanons: Kitty has dark purple eyes. A somewhat broken nose.

Feeling: Aroused because I'm on my period, I'm also miserable because I have period cramps. I want read Kék smut.

I watched Bungo Stray Dogs Wan season 2 (Episode 2). I like the visuals and the colors. Ghosts? I like how Atsu eats the donuts. Did Kuni and Kék drug Atsu? Huh? Oh, okay. Camping episode! I really like Kék's faces in this episode. Kék is making his Sacabambaspis face. Seeing Atsu and Kuni camping together is so cute. Their faces are so detailed and funny. Aww. These pictures are cute, and then Kék's face and the way he said: He wished he had gone too. Aww. That's definitely a button to blow up the Earth. Kék is making his Sacabambaspis face again. Atsu's are orange, and what the hell is he doing? I'm so confused, I'm laughing. I knew it was fake. I love the dog scene transitions. I didn't expect the angel version of Kék to be blonde. Of course, an angel version is mischievous as well. Kék "After all, we didn't blow up." Huh?! Kék is making his Sacabambaspis face once more. Ryu is so cute. Oh, there is no sun in this ending.

BSD headcanons:. My nickname for Ranpo is Ran, and my nickname for Poe is Kitty/Kittycat or Cicamica. Kittycat has scars mostly on his face. It makes sense for me since he was in the military, and people often confuse him with Kék. I think mainly because of the bangs style. So, Kittycat has curly hair, and his hair is more dark auburn while Kék's hair is more dark brown. I can't decide if I like strawberry blonde or vibrant orange on Vöröske, maybe both. Much to think about. Kittycat is also slightly muscular and has little fat. Ran has smile lines. Sorta similar body type to Kitty, but the muscles are less visible. While Vöröske is the opposite.

Watching this video was interesting, as someone who has always felt ugly. It was surprisingly comforting. I used to hate myself for how I looked (mainly because of internalized misogyny). Seeing other people who look like me and drawing myself with my imperfections really helped me. I don't think it's pointless to say I'm uncoventially attractive since it's different for everyone, and I'm never going to change my face with surgery. My face is mine, and it's not the only thing making me me. That's a good thing about being an otaku, my husbandos will always think of me as attractive no matter what.

I also drew a frame box for my comic.

I read LABB.

Page 43-44, Naomi Misora had also tended to think of L as an armchair detective, but in fact, L was quite the opposite, a very active, aggressive individual. While he had absolutely no inter¬ est in social conventions, he was certainly not the kind of detective to shut himself up in a dark room with the shades drawn and refuse to come out. Oh. More information about L. Oh. That was Naomi thinking. I was confused.  “Ryuzaki...” Naomi Misora said, looking over the black business card he had handed her without bothering to hide her suspicious. “Rue Ryuzaki, right?”

“Yes. Rue Ryuzaki,” the man said, in the same unruffled tone. His wide eyes stared at her through the dark circles around them, and he nibbled at his thumbnail. Oh! So, that were the name Rue came from. Ryuzaki was seated with his knees up and his arms wrapped around them. Misora thought this looked a little childish, Isn’t that how L seats if, he is nervous? Rue Ryuzaki: Detective.

‘According to this, you're a detective?”

“Yes, I am.”

“You mean.. .a private detective?”

“No, that term would not be very accurate. I feel the word pri¬ vate' carries with it an excess of neurotic egotism...you might say that I am an unprivate detective—a detective without ego.”

“I see...”

In other words, he didn't have a license. Oh! More information about BB. If she'd had a pen, she would have written “idiot” on the card, Haha.

I phoned the decorator teacher. I didn't expect her to pick up the phone. I was so shocked that I didn't ask my questions. Now I'm waiting for the email that she was going to send.

Feeling: On the edge

I'm so stupid. I'm meeting my psychologist on the 9th. Thankfully, I could ask him about how to confess to my crush.

BSD headcanons: Ryu doesn't smoke, of course. Vöröske doesn't smoke. (I know he canonically smokes, but wouldn't date a guy who smokes). Same with Kék. Vöröske and Kék can both speak French. Purple Rat writes and speaks Japanese, but in a broken version. 15 Kék had acne, and 15 Vöröske has freckles. Vöröske grew out of his freckles. Kék started to care about his appearance. Also, Kyouka and Atsu stopped sharing dorm after Kyouka grew.

Feeling: Excited