Dude I Don't Know

official paleography post

Unstated meanings conveyed through context! That’s my shit!

oh now what's this bitch done

"He made steel" mfer he made pears out of PEARS

no amount of budgeting will make up for the fact that we simply do not make enough money

no amount of therapy will make up for the fact that we simply do not make enough money

i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh

had a dream I went to a hozier concert and mr. hozier stopped singing and pointed to me in the crowd and asked me to go get him some extra crispy tofu and a blueberry shake for after the show and then the crowd passed his debit card to me and when I got it I could see his real legal name was Horace Bob-omb

@creatures-in-posts

Boy why are you so paws??

pregnancy is literally a state of mind like you could get pregnant by meditating long enough

mary magdalene trying to defend that other mary in the group chat