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@daisyofwaterdeep
hi, I'm Daisy! ~(￣▽￣)~*
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I'm an avid believer in kinktomato and I may dabble in dark/weird fictional kinks. everything will be tagged accordingly but if you're sensitive to such things, please consider this your warning
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You can find links to my writing under the cut!
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Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time
IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE
Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Hell yeah moon holiday
Ooh coming up we should celebrate
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY
moon day is 20th July!!!
Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!
Happy moon day to all who celebrate
This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.
MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!
let us steal uncles soul and life force
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I lost my job of 7 years to AI--nearly my entire department did. And the company brought in a system to replace us that, sure, can certainly do the work of 4 people, but it also makes an astronomical amount of mistakes (mistakes which can and WILL be deadly when it comes to my line of work) So....that's fun.
Absolutely insane times we're living in!!!!!
Anyways, with that being said: The job market is actually a fucking nightmare right now and I've got a lot of free time in between begging for someone to hire me, so if you'd like for me to write you some smut, I'll be posting a commission sheet soon! But if you've got some spare change rattling around in your pocket and wanna help a gal out rn, here's my kofi
Killua brain rot kid
nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.
no mi circo no mis feratus
for a few weeks i have had this idea stuck in my head of Linkin Park's Papercut opening with Grass Skirt Chase from SpongeBob instead of the normal guitar riff
They Hacked Women
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did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY
Aahhhhh!!!! Lily-san portraying again the family, who’s wet from the sudden downpour.
Kid with a bluey backpack on the flight to Sydney this must be his mecca
"The Guy She was Interested in wasn't a Guy at all (Ki ni Natteru Hito ga Otoko Janakatta)" upcoming TV anime teaser visual & PV unveiled
Air Date: January 2027
OP: 'Breed' by Nirvana
Production: Cloverworks
Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.
Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!
My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".
The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...
My card: Declines
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had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water
Boxhead Devouring Two Saltines, 2024
Garden Variety Dykes: Lesbian Traditions in Gardening, 1994
OH it's a lesbian and her enormous sunflower
I thought she had her arm around the shoulders of her wife, who was dressed as a plant monster for some reason
I am so glad you clarified. I was like “I’m glad that woman supports her wife in making increasingly weird ghilli suits”
Many of us saw the picture, thought it was two women, one in a weird costume, and thought, "Hey, good for them."
Maybe the sunflower is also a lesbian. We don't know.
