Here there be Dragons

New Years is a time to reflect on all the BIRDS we’ve seen this year, and to look forward to all the BIRDS we’ll see in the year to come

I just checked the Santa tracker and. Oh my god. Oh my god turn on the TV. It doesn't matter which channel. Oh my god there's a second sleigh

@markscherz do you know what type of frog this is? I can't tell if its a small adult or a baby frog.

BACKWARDS SPIRAL??

who the fuck even uses "pretty boy" as an insult any more I thought we all came to the agreement that all it does is make you sound like you want to stick your tongue down the other guy's throat

I've poisoned⁶ this post so it's⁶ taking constant⁶ damage⁶ over time, and⁶ I also turned on⁶ damage numbers.¹⁴ Ooh, that one was⁶ a critical!

rotisserie chickens are a cost-effective way to feed a small family, or for one strange adult woman to experience the joy of a predator tearing apart a carcass

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

you are worthy of the love you crave

Remember this on 1,159 days left

Left of what???

Now it’s 1,154 days left. Bee tea dubs.

i understand why people go legit insane like i get it

I think cats are right about the zoomies. I think every once in awhile you should run around the house as fast as you can and then sleep for several hours