if we’re kind and polite the world will be right

Let’s have technical difficulties with mama

Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack at it

don't worry about me when I say this but I think in a way being hunted for sport would be a relief. my nervous system would be like, wow. finally, a proportional reaction

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude

@cuchillx

its almost time for my next dose of candy

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

Nothing has done quite so much damage to my internal vocabulary as the construction #MyNoun. I don't remember if it was from that "tour of my jar, this is my twig #MyTwig" or if it was from "inappropriate attachment to objects, my tuube #MyTuube" but either way it was one of you fuckers on here. I do it every time there's my noun #MyNoun

I cannot stress this enough; PLEASE unmute :')