This is living ladies and gentlemen. You pick a random irrelevant character to fixate on and just watch the nothing flow in

woahhhh a floor beef clover it must be my yucky day

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

black mackerel tabby with high white spotting

smirking bastard with grievous grin

they should make a wii fit for getting jacked

Wii fuck

funny how everyone thinks something like this is low hanging fruit when inn reality it’s high flying meat

Wii shit

Dude don’t say that.

come on

SKELETON

SKELETON

has anyone ever thought about what might happen if two fictional characters kissed . I just wondered if there'd been any research on this or anything

almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”

at least the colour green exists

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

this is my one wild and precious life fucckkkkkkk fuckkkkkk fucckcckkkkkkk

Am I allowed to sexualize the puppet from project hail mary or do I have to wack it to Ryan Gosling because I will if I have to but frankly I'd rather have that alien skittering all over me like a sexy bug. Fuuuck they call him rocky because he make my rock hard

in the future it will be said "we are daughters of the zoomers you couldn't buttmog"