i choose to be this way

Fuck with me

having someone do "I think coolsville sucks" to you always feels so surreal. always feels like trolling. probably is

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

the beach that. makes you dead

Two indy horror movies are now outperforming a Star Wars flick at the summer box office; truly the Old Gods are dead.

it's easy for me to tell who is possessed by dark spirits and who isnt

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show