i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

for me to be known is to be humiliated Lowkey

so pro-abortion i forget people try to get pregnant on purpose

There is no Love on that island

something something "the average country has 10000 prime ministers per election cycle" is a misconception. united kingdoms georg, which has had 10000 prime ministers since 2019, is an outlier and should have never been counted

everyday i mourn that my parents did not make me study five languages during my critical window of language acquisition (2 to 7 years)

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

i'll just say what we were all thinking. the paris catacombs are lowkey performative as hell

btw with email u dont have to lick the envelope. i know a lot of people have been doing that and its fine and all but you dont acrtually have to do that with email.