do you ever just sit and realize how insane people have acted towards you

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

when richard siken said "he was pointing at the moon but i was looking at his hand" i had no choice but to go crazy with longing

I would totally watch like, an annotated drama from another country. Like a Chinese historical drama with copious footnotes like my annotated edition of Pride & Prejudice that tells me the historical and social context. I'm a whore for Viki adding context to dramas in brackets. Yes please, let me know that "come up for ramen" is the English equivalent of "Netflix and chill." Tell me if they switch from formal to informal speech and honorifics. Like obviously this would be a ton of work but if they just did it with one or two really popular ones, I'd be in heaven

my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity

when you show up to the met gala you should immediately be faced with a panel of fashion experts and art historians before you even get to the red carpet and you have to explain your outfit choice and why it is on theme for that year’s event like you are defending a phd and if you can’t produce a coherent defence they turn you away at the door and the people of manhattan are allowed and encouraged to throw rotten produce at you as you get back into your car in shame

i love when museums have near exact replicas of their displayed objects for you to buy. haha 15th century ceramic cup you are in my possession

there aren't even any tomboys in movies anymore. like should we all die

The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

this summer we WALK IN A RANDOM DIRECTION and NEVER STOP

i'm hearing reports that it's becoming illegal to piss me off

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now