we all know how it goes

guy who has a mental health condition that comes and goes: i’m cured this time actually i can feel it

one time I told my therapist "I tend to have issues with people who think of themselves as authority figures" and she burst out laughing and then said "I think we need to pause and reflect on how you phrased that"

I mean, what, was I supposed to refer to them as if they actually are authority figures? those don't exist

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

ENJOY THE LITTLE THINGS… FOR ONE DAY YOU’LL LOOK BACK AND REALISE THEY WERE THE BIG THINGS!!!!

i hate seeing men happy. cancel the world cup

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

started sending cv's on Saturday and i got a call to schedule a job interview on the worst moment possible but still 16.07 girls i will do my best to impress those 4-star hotel people