we all know how it goes

(begging you to get me started) UGH don't get me started.......

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

gxrl i do not care if being fat “makes you hot” or not. i do not care. you need to eat so you can experience life as a full fucking person. you are a whole ass person bitch, not an entity that can solely be reduced to being desirable as an object!!! you have other concerns or fulfillment in life besides ensuring how fuckable you are!!! eat your damn food!!!!

can zelda get him pregnant already damn

WHAT

can zelda (the princess of hyrule) get him (link the hero of legend) pregnant (cute 🥰) already damn (profanity)

silicone has done so much for us we gotta appreciate silicone. theres tea diffusers. sex toys. uhhh those are the only two i can think of but both r important 2 me

the pope being a chicago white sox fan really speaks to how strong his spirit is because he watched them lose 121 games last year and maintained his faith in god

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive