in a parasocial relationship with eduard taaffe

getting sniffed by an animal is for them what petting is for us. when a beast can't stop going sniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniff at you it's like their version of cuteness aggression.

is it possible to learn this power?

Translator's Note: I love you.

Yeah I think he probably lets all his limbs go limp and just gets hauled around by his arms like a ragdoll (I tense up as the audience starts murmuring to each other and shaking their heads) I mean he has sex normally. He can access his own body during sex

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

JUNE 1815, NAPOLEON IS NOT EXACTLY MASTER OF EUROPE. ONLY THE SEVENTH COALITION STANDS BEFORE HIM (ALONG WITH SEVERAL OTHER STATES)... BATTLEFIELDS ARE STILL BATTLEFIELDS.

I wouldn't be a good sacrificial lamb I'd be like a huge bitch about it

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

the thing about trying to blorbopost about Eärendil is that you just sound like a Tolkien character. "save me Eärendil. Eärendil. Eärendil save me" would fit right in. Á rehta ni, elenion ancalima. Berio nin, Gil-Estel. Gil-Estel. Seron Aearon, annin,