yep im syd

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

wore a white dress and walked in the rain to the barracks so all the knights could see my skin peeking through the fabric and i said “oh my, excuse me ladies, it seems i got myself lost in the downpour… i’m all alone and no one even knows i’m here…” and they just gave me warm clothes and made me soup so i didn’t catch a cold and escorted me back to my room. i fucking hate chivalry

just watched the knight that escorted me pick up a maid and twirl her around and carry her back toward the barracks while she giggled and blushed and kicked her legs. fuck my extravagant princess life

i don't think bodily autonomy for minors should be a luck of the draw type thing where you have to cross your fingers that your parents are chill about it.

This post was made with transness in mind, because I'm trans and was one of the lucky ones who was born to parents who were willing to listen to me. I know plenty of people who aren't so lucky. But it's also about school choice, and religion, and vaccines, and disability, and just how genuinely fucked it is that children are seen as property until they reach some magical age where they're suddenly people.

"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

I'm a fake commie because I see silly little things and decide yeah I want that and waste my money on it

Like I didn't need a piano key necklace or a Beanie baby ostrich or a portable cd player or a penguin broach or howl's Moving Castle jewelry or a striped poet shirt or 2 Bruce Springsteen CDs or...

i think it would be much more of a 'fake commie' thing to do if you were constantly trying to accumulate money at the expense of getting things you enjoy actually

Yeppp. That’s why I had to add the banner. Blocking them is like whack-a-mole.

OH THATS REALLY FUNNY

Not joking, Democrats should make Charlie Kirk the face of gun control reform. They should propose laws named after him. They should use his death as a talking point for why we need stricter gun laws. They should bring up individual Republicans' statements about his death when they oppose gun control. "Oh it was such a tragedy when Charlie Kirk died surely you don't want that to happen to anyone else. Of course you'll support the Charlie Kirk Memorial Assault Rifle Ban."

Because Catholicism and by extension Christianity are so big and normal I don't think a lot of people consider how strange the Vatican is just conceptually. Like yeah in the capital of a long-dead empire there's an opulent temple district that acts as it's own sovereign nation, still speaking the dead language of that empire for their rituals, ruled by a prophet-king chosen by a secret conclave of the high priesthood. Yeah his followers eat a lot of fish in the spring.

in my sickly haze I somehow installed 2 tumblrs

so interesting news but after using both for a bit, while they initially seemed the same, it has become clear that the right tumblr app takes place in a timeline where 9/11 did not happen

is it better there

you might think so but you'll never believe what happened on 9/12

What happened?

9/11