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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Love Begins
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Misplaced Lens Cap
Keni
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@synxaria
[image description: it's a drawing of Leia Organa as a Jedi. She's wearing all white, with a hood and a purple lightsaber. She has Silka beads hanging from the fabric that covers her head, instead of a padawan braid. End of i.d]
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“Sunset over the Grocery Box,” by me. The view from my father’s front yard in January 2014.
“Sunset at the End of My Driveway (Excluding Pavements Covered With the Shite of One Million Dogs)” by me.
“Sunset from My Front Yard Taken on an iPod Touch in 2010″
“Sunset in Nov 2021 Taken in the Parking Lot of the Pharmacy”
Taken from a stepladder putting up Christmas lights
-2014, front yard
“Brewing Storm on an Evening Commute”
And “Finally, no Power Lines”
-Sept. 30, 2020, passenger seat of a moving Buick
Behind a near-defunct mall in super small-town OK. HUGE rays.
Park And See The View 2020
(it took seconds to happen)
Waiting for The Pharmacy Line to Move, 2021
Outside the McDonald’s Drive-Thru Window, 2018
Sunrise in early Mars 2022 at 05:09am, Walking Home from Work
Sunset from the commie bar I occasionally volunteer at, 2023, taken five minutes before someone tripped down the stairs with a glass bottle in their hand while singing the Internationale
Marble sky before I storm on my walk to the grocery store - 2023
some nondescript residential area that could be anywhere in the Netherlands - 2022
Sunset mackerel sky in Surrey, 2022
random train station 2018
Sunsets from my backyard, 2025
Butterfly sunlight, from the end of my driveway, 2025
Late Autumn Sunset at the Taco Bell, 2021
Sunset and The London Eye, As seen from the back of a speeding Uber on a rainy July evening because my feet finally gave out, 2023
Sunrise On the Way to the School Bus, 2022
Sunset Outside My House, 2023
Never Learned - Gator Days
...the alt text?
i love alt text that itself is a part of the art
Get cave painted idiots
distressing things to say to your friends
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Inspired by my walking past a home built in 1754 in my new neighborhood, which isn't even the oldest building in the city. As someone born and raised in the Western US (where we do have some very old buildings, contrary to popular belief, just not in the middle of most cities), it made me curious!
When was the oldest extant building you can reasonably walk to from your home built?
20th century
19th century
18th century
17th century
16th century
15th century
14th century
13th century
12th century
11th century
10th century or before
(Use your judgement for definitions of "extant," it doesn't have to be used for its original purpose but my intention is a building that could theoretically still be used, not just the remnants of one.)
SALUT ET FRATERNITÉ, CITOYENS
ON THIS SATURDAY, 14 THERMIDOR, YEAR 234 OF THE FRENCH FIRST REPUBLIC (August 1 for non-revolutionaries who shall be guillotined shortly), I SHALL BE PRESENTING MY THESIS ON HOW ROBESPIERRE FROM THE FRENCH REVOLUTION WOULD HAVE BEEN A TUMBLR SEXYMAN IF TUMBLR HAD EXISTED IN THE 1790S, MEANING HE HAD A BAFFLINGLY LARGE FANBASE AMONG A PARTICULAR TYPE OF GIRLIES DESPITE HIS UTTER LACK OF CONVENTIONAL SEX APPEAL
IT SHALL TAKE PLACE FROM 5:30PM TO 6:30PM EST AT DASHCON 2: VIVE LA RÉVOLUTION @dashcon-two. IF YOU CANNOT ATTEND IN PERSON IN TORONTO, YOU CAN ATTEND THE PANEL ONLINE VIA VIRTUAL DASHCON 2 (which will take place on Discord because of course it will). TICKETS HERE.
LIBERTÉ, EGALITÉ, FRATERNITÉ, OU LA MORT
by lerennis
art republished with artist’s permission // not allowed for AI training
you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle
Credit to @traskodjur for the original idea. Honestly, it's brilliant and I laughed so loudly!
Poor Hammy soaked up so many tears in ME3
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My wife pointed out to me the other day that apparently most people were literally only taught how to say Sorry and not how to Apologize or even that they are different things so here.
If all you ever do is step 1, not only did you not apologize, but people will rightfully stop believing you and start getting pissed or hurt.
Jimoteè Chamameé
Who wants a Jimothy tattoo 🤣
Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.
“Under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being." — Robert Anton Wilson
New Impossibly Tiny Landscapes Painted on Food by Kasan Kale
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ELLE FANNING photographed by Clara Balzary for Vogue Spain
… yes, Google Docs, that is exactly what I meant to write. How could I have been so foolish.
