god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

my safe clothing items that I wear day in day out for years and years should never break or rip or wear down. the power of friendship should stop that kind of thing

Yes, this is my circus, those are my monkeys, and yes I deliberately gave them those flamethrowers.

made girl riddler in gta 5 online and wife is telling riddles in the voice chat and everyone hates her so much . this is a multimedia project, we are visionaries bitch

she said the man and son car crash female doctor riddle and a guy paused for a few seconds then said “i just have a low iq like I can’t really do this sort of stuff”

i wasn't ready for that..lol

The subtitles do really good work at conveying tone and mood here, but it's worth having sound on just for the noise he makes when she gets out of it.

Also a whole lot of people need it to hold down a job or stay in school regardless of reproductive risk: it offers menstrual control. It can be the difference between debilitating, bedbound periods and normal function. It’s medicine. It’s also very cheap to produce and returns soooo many thousands of dollars to the economy for every dollar it costs, so don’t let anyone make a false financial argument about it.

Lesbian community I feel like we slept on Kiwi Cyberpunk and not in the sexy way unfortunately

"Kiwi is like 35-40 though" yeah what's not clicking.

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

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