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Hey! This is my horny mainblog to my 'professional' sideblog. If you want to find the hub for all my writing, check me out here:
@eurydices-rainbird
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When sheβs on HRT and she
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mrrrrp
you should be grabbing my hips btw
linksπ
pocket pussy made of antimatter call that free bottom surgery
who up annihilating they shit
Iβm gonna do some really stupid math gimme a sec
Turns out nobody really measures average penis weight (science has failed me) so I went the route of βtreat the object as a standard shape.β In this case, a right cylinder.
Sources: Wikipedia for average length and circumference, https://bionumbers.hms.harvard.edu/files/Density%20and%20mass%20of%20each%20organ-tissue.pdf for the density of muscle tissue (it was the same for all kinds of muscle)
ANYWAYS yeah matter/anti-matter reactions create energy based on the Mass-Energy relation (E=M C^2). If you did this youβre blowinβ your shit smooth off (plus anything in youβre immediate vicinity)
Side note: the final number might be double? Iβm pretty sure youβre supposed to count the corresponding mass of anti-matter as well but I didnβt. Either way youβre setting off the equivalent of a small nuclear bomb.
awesome
That's not a small bomb. 6 megatons would put that at around the 19th most powerful nuclear explosion, right after the Castle Union test.
[getting defensive] n-no it's a really small bomb actually...

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βmy father is a boy and my mother is a girl so iβm mixedβ is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6β5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat
comedians can only dream of writing something this funny
Driveway
Your daughter's out late again.
sucking my wife off until she's rock hard, eating our friend out until she's dripping wet, then sitting back and watching them fuck
"cuckolding" no man it's called an oral fixation. you don't need to have vaginal sex to be an active participant in the threesome. miss me with that heteronormativity please
I've never once felt so good that I've involuntarily made noise and I've convinced myself that everyone is just lying about how good sex feels because otherwise id have to admit that there is something fundamentally broken in me
this post is not about making noise during sex it's about feeling physically numb to pleasure
When I was still struggling with the full-scale dissociation I had submerged myself in to manage my (unknown at the time) ME/CFS symptoms I experienced something like this. It sucks.
I didn't miss out on just 'good sex' - anything based in physical touch was blocked for me, including that canon moment where I realised how soft I suddenly was. I have a vague memory of something like that happening, but it's horribly brief.
But when it did come to sex it all became so much more complicated. It was no longer the pain I was constantly filtering out, but also the role I was supposed to be playing, and the pleasure I was supposed to be feeling *for her.* The moment I realised I was having *bad* sex I freaked out really badly.
I felt broken, I blamed myself for ruining it, I felt guilty for trying to enjoy it, I had so many other thing going on in my head that would make this post so much longer, and I was in a whole shitload of pain.
I had a lot of numb sex before I fixed my stuff, but it was temporary. I hope yours is too.
holding back an amused "I love you" after someone makes a really good personal comment or joke is like making the move for your sheathed blade and stopping midway through

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trimmed my hair again this post is about my haircut and nothing else. this post is entirely within community guidelines fuck you.
[it/its, loser, u will dehumanise me on my fucking terms]
You're important to me, too π I find you very inspiring, especially in the artistic-ideas way
bwawawa!
that means a lot tysm >_<
I've been meaning to try message u more but im bad at being a person
<3
That's okay! I've been very busy as well moving again, but I'll always find time for people when I can :3
accidentally reblogging a text post by a cis male domme is truly a fate worse than death. mortifying
consider the humble lesbian pervert,.,,,. let her touch ur boobs
need someone to do some permanent shit to me during sex. i need to be fundamentally altered in a way that is both meaningful and tangible. or whatever.

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Late night drinking with your sister, and you shift from the catching up and inside jokes to serious talk as you both get tipsy. You get a bit closer and ask if she's seeing anyone lately, she says no, nobody ever loves her how she wants. You feel your heart break, and you hold her close, you say "they dont deserve someone as lovely as you, none of them", and feel her sob a bit about how lonely she is. You kiss her on her forehead and pat her head sympathetically, saying you know. She's so warm, you hold her maybe a moment too long, but when you finally separate, you pause and look into eachothers eyes. Her breathing is heavy, her eyes are sparkling, and before you can think she kisses you on the lips. You're stunned, wondering if that really just happened, when she says "Sorry, I've...had too much to drink," and your heart droops, but you hear yourself say "It's okay, I...I want it too," against all your better judgment. Both of you freeze. She wants to say "but we can't...", but she doesn't. Suddenly she's on you, making out with you, and both of you know the line has been crossed, the taboo has been broken. It can't be fixed again, and neither of you think it should be.