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THIS USER IS A FUCKED UP DOG

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Hey btw just firing a few rounds into my audience real quick: genuinely at this point with the ways all the boys I was forced to be around in high school treated the girls around them - once had to block a guy from taking upskirts of a girl who was passed out backstage during theater class:
If you feel this like, inviolate respect for women and deep, primal terror that your male sexuality is inherently predatory and invasive and that you should just be as quietly nonthreatening as possible for the continued privilege of being around them instead of having to either be alone or hang out with other boys: you're probably a girl. Like, probably in the way that 99.9999~ is "probable".
Cis boys don't feel that way they see girls as fleshlights that signal to other boys they're cool because they managed to get a fleshlight.
Just like, remembering the way other boys gossiped with me about how much they wanted to fuck the - very attractive let's not mince words - homeroom teacher I had incredible respect and in retrospect almost certainly gender envy for, the way they didn't seem to see her as someone to strive endlessly for the approval of the way I did. It felt actively, viscerally wrong to hear them talking about her that way, so all I could do is nod and smile along because they were older and all in agreement.
The fact I hung out with TWO lesbians who I was deeply regretful I'd never be able to get to date, how pretty I thought their non-feminine gender presentations were, the way I held desperately onto the nail polish a girl had put on my nails during a school event for as long as I possibly could - the way I had been the only "boy" to ask her to do it.
The way I felt fundamentally vulnerable and afraid whenever I was in the boy's changing room, idling and freezing up until they started to trickle out and I could quickly change and be the last one out the door.
If any of this feels familiar, to you in retrospect or definitely if you're going through high school feeling these things right now: you are a girl. I promise you, you will be so much happier being yourself.
Ok how did you know me in high school.
Ouch.
Girls will be like "I love my dog" and it's just a whole lesbian.
pets can come say hi, I do bite though
You say that like being bit is a bad thing :3
Reblog if you'd let a tgirl call you her pocket pussy <3
ive come to confess a sin, whenever i tie up a girl or pin her down i cant stop myself from tickling her and its not even one of my kinks
It is a universal experience for us, and one we must indulge in from time to time.
Consider: how do you know the bindings are secure unless she tries to wiggle out of them while being tickled?

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service tops are like dogs the way they just want to be good and please you but my favoriteee is when they end up whimpering and drooling like a dog too. does it feel that good baby? let’s hear you bark for me then
If I could be anywhere right now, it’d be in your bed with a collar around my neck, hands tied behind my back, and legs being forced open
Reblog to make prev accidentally cum in their panties
oh my god
i am Normal and every time i wear Combat Boots i do NOT think about stepping on some Losers crotch
Best part of having a job that needs protective footwear is that I get to wear my big black chunky boots with composite toes :3
@keetchem likes them a lot.

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Blindfolding a girl and taking her up into the mountain woods... only to proceed to strip her, take off the blindfold, and whisper "Run or get raped..." in her ear.
This sounds really nice in theory, but I'm not very good at running and also have a very strong fawn response. However, it is easy to program me with trigger words that make me do things like drool or collapse to the ground. So it could be fun if you wanted to make fun of me for being bad at it too :3
sitting in the rear seat of the fighter jet so it can reach forward and tickle the other girl
can anyone spare some girl penis. average or below average size maybe. i havent eaten in 3 weeks
Can do :3
if i was an uma i'd be turning pringles cans into disposable single-use fleshlights and the other horsegirls would bully me about it and tell me to just buy a fleshlight big enough for an uma hog and i'd be like no you don't get it i like the process of making them i have to make it myself or it's no fun and then they push me over and steal my race clothes and i have to race naked and it's really embarrassing but i still get 3rd place
my horse name would be CED Unlimited. i would wear shorts and tights
Why CED Unlimited?
pork dumplings are so good. i could eat 30 of these things and then cum myself so hard i pass out

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if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.
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