Puppygirl Evie

THIS USER IS A FUCKED UP DOG

“aww poor thing” yes yes yes im a pathetic little thing care for me make me feel better make me feel small nnnggghgggghghh

I volunteer

This is me. It's very easy to turn my brain off, or so I've heard

Desperate to live in the world transmisogynists think we live in where transgender women overwhelmingly dominate engineering fields instead of the one we actually live in, where transgender women are an obscenely vulnerable minority and grotesquely underpaid at that

everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

at some point in your life you will be bringing sugar and butter to boil for toffee and you will think “it hasn’t thickened enough.” that is the devil talking. the toffee needs to cool before it can set. this is how you end up with toffee that will annihilate your mouth. learn from this folly.

apparently the devil spends a lot of time in kitchens

Of course the devil does. Haven't you heard of Gordon Ramsay's docuseries, "Hell's Kitchen", which covers this fact?

transfem pervert training herself to be extra susceptible to hypnosis.

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

ⓘ reblog to fuckign BITE your mutuals

meeting a beautiful trans girl at the bar and you start to develop a real connection with her and maybe even start to fall in love with her and she invites you to her home and then your vision goes black and you wake up chained to the radiator in her basement. and you start to love her even more…

pokes your frontal lobe with a screwdriver

Reblog to hug a trans girl who's feeling dowm

the cuck: you may now kiss my bride