Puppygirl Evie

THIS USER IS A FUCKED UP DOG

Women covered in blood. Reblog if you agree.

i have a suggestion

I feel like guillotines should go in more places. Like the front lawns of billionaires' mansions.

(Flirting) all my friends call me "punching bag"

Ok just call me out directly next time

i'm in charge, puppy. where did you get the idea that you could outpower me? you know it's my job to pin you down and use you as i please. keep acting up, and you're going to see just how powerful i can get.

Being affectionately condescending, making someone feel smaller and smaller in their head. Until their eyes glaze over because their brain gets too small for thoughts, and they rely on you to fill the gap. Absolute Cinema

a few years on estrogen will turn your cumshots into NileRed yields

This is true, it happened to me. My reaction yield dropped by like a factor of 10.

(Talking to the melon)

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE MELON

the thing about catgirls with prominent tummy is that it's vitally important

:3

I will give my catgirlgirlfriend a primordial pouch, if it's the last thing I do.

the thing about catgirls with prominent tummy is that it's vitally important

:3

I will give my catgirlgirlfriend a primordial pouch, if it's the last thing I do.

This is why I wish I had less agency.

I know it's a tag i use a lot, but I think this would actually fix my brain.

Achilles wouldn’t have died if he was wearing OSHA approved work boots.

Don’t let workplace safety be YOUR Achilles heel.

I love how the people always have the most serious look on their face when they make these fuckup recipes

gossvvgghhhh please pleasepleasepleasepl sgghoshhh