it's abbo

I will buttmog your wife, I will buttmog your son, I will buttmog your zoomer daughter

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

the lion does not concern herself with papa

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

Was just having a discussion with my fiance that taco bell should change their slogan to "it's gonna be okay" or at the very least shorten "live más" to "live". just feels like thats what we need from them

They should change it to "live por favor" and when they hand you your order you hold hands for a moment and look in each others eyes

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

You losers like rick and morty, while I like em thick and portly