"that’s not actually Crown’s boyfriend, Nona, it’s her sister, but I don’t think anyone could blame you for getting confused" is a wild line and it's describes their whole t h i n g with terrifying accuracy but the best part is how everything becomes even worse after

TLT does kill your gays but like. In a sexy way. They’re haunting the narrative you can’t stop seeing them in the corner of your eye you can’t live without them they’re integrated into your soul but in such a way that they’re gone forever. Where do they end where do you begin. It doesn’t matter because you’re all dying anyway

They also keep coming back on account of the whole necromancy thing.

the bit of chapters like 75% of the way through htn are hysterical for a lot of reasons but im personally a big fan of how. Gideons going on and on about how Harrow doesn't even like her and never will and didn't even want to eat her etc etc and then we cut back to Harrow and she's in like. ghost group therapy grief counseling. post grief lobotomy. grieving so hard she's writing au fanfic

the bit of chapters like 75% of the way through htn are hysterical for a lot of reasons but im personally a big fan of how. Gideons going on and on about how Harrow doesn't even like her and never will and didn't even want to eat her etc etc and then we cut back to Harrow and she's in like. ghost group therapy grief counseling. post grief lobotomy. grieving so hard she's writing au fanfic

"my fave did nothing wrong" oh yeah well MY fave fucked everything up and she's still my fave so

nona chastely kissing kiriona vs. alecto biting harrow as a kiss + "this is how meat loves meat" + "you should have eaten us...would have respected you for it" + nona wanting to die as nona + "i won't be me at all...i'll be the me that knows the thing...i'm someone else" / "john loved her...she was john's cavalier" / "you were screaming...i put my hands around your throat...we became one" + mercymorn's "i hated the sexy parties" + "marry, kill, reanimate" + john fashioning "what he thinks is a girl" into "a perfect partner"...kill me

grits teeth. none of you are playing tuoys correctly. here, give me the princess doll. since apparently none of you can be trusted with her. i'm going to make her do something truly nauseating.

the cursed blade compels you to grind against it between your legs