aspiring bog body

the fact that lancelot is not only Doing All That but is also like 20 years younger than everyone is so funny. that’s like hiring the intern full time and he’s better at the job than anyone has ever been in the history of the profession. he’s also having an affair with the boss’ wife

we must try to find some small joy in this life because it is actually all we have

And you do indeed look very cool and powerful playing Beyblade

the singular email that has ever found me well were the ones sent out by ao3

what is Elric of Melniboné if not a pinup boy for goths and metalheads

THE OG TUMBLR SEXY MAN HIMSELF!!!!!!!!! BLOOD AND SOULS!!!!!!!!

unrestrained summer fun

it's really embarrassing how much self control i have to exert when you put me in front of a tray of convenient and tender meat like if you put meatballs in front if me the fuckers are gone in milliseconds. same true of roadted brussels sprouts or basically anything that's a nice little dense and textured morsel. i am the hors that d'ouvres

do not stand at my plate and snack. that shit's all mine. please give it back. i am the dozen hors that d'ouvre. i am the meatball's gentle curve. i am the cracker's butter crunch. i am a thousand grapes for lunch.