i think there should be two nighttimes. one for sleeping and a second one for being awake but at night. and then only one daytime because daytime doesn’t matter as much except for the birds

ok well im going to build a good future for myself whether i like it or not

yearly remind that this post is real and true and you will get through this #manifest

mastering ancient breathing techniques in the mountains of china to control my heart rate finely enough to jam out a sick tune on the hospital’s heart monitor

The doctors figure out after the sixth beep that I’m trying to play Wonderwall and they unplug my life support

Yeah my hole is tight 😏😏 I have never relaxed a day in my life

Introductions to academic papers will be like "everyone knows that the sea is cold (citation), as well as salty (5 different citations). Things live in there (citation) and the environment is important to that (2 citations)"

I love that none of them have weapons. Except Kanga, who has a fucking morningstar.

that is roo