I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

surely another trinket will cure me

hey I think we should find out how pretty it would sound when we cum together

“It looks like you have your adblocker on :(” it looks like you can suck both my balls from the back

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

I Successfully Overthrew The Demon Lord And Instituted Demon Democracy But They Voted For A Commie So The CIA Not Some Fantasy Equivalent The Actual CIA Who Have Known About Magic And Alternate Realms The Whole Damn Time But Won't Just Unisekai Me Launched A Counter Coup And That's When Things Really Went To Shit

"Give us your government-issued ID to access our app's full features" babydoll you are text messages.

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

"What's up, big dog; I'm ratsmacker" is going to live rent free in my head for a little while