he’s so polite i wanna make him fuck me senseless and slap me across the face

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

need to apply precum to someones lips like its lip balm

important detail i forgot to add: the swing ghost wanted blood sacrifices from the students. in my defense it was "only a few drops".

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

Growling in your ear while I stretch your pretty hole

You kissing my bulge while I pet your face and stroke your hair.

Soft missionary and tongue kissing wouldn't be so bad right about now

hey do you wanna feel it get hard while we kiss

next time you’re at the thrift store and find a nice solid thick pile area rug for a shockingly good price and you’ve been looking for an area rug for the office forever and the color goes really nicely with the office color scheme and you think this is it, this is what i’ve been waiting for, stop, and ask yourself: did i take the bus here?

hahaha you're so funny bro (I wanna rail you)

please don't have sex in disabled bathrooms if you're abled. we need somewhere to have sex too

lets all click on the source of the gif