i love when a guy lets me know he jerks off to me. like yes tell me how hard i get you

call me greedy but i need to watch

jst wanna hear him groan when he first puts it in

i knew it! he's a vampire! i knew it! i knew it! i knew it, he's a vampire! he's a vampire, i knew it! i knew it! he's a vampire! i knew it!

i knew it! he's a vampire!

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

this is something an NPC says to you at a bakery in the witch alps version of disco elysium

the GL in GLaDOS stands for Girls Love btw

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

The worst days of my life would've been slightly improved by a cunty gargoyle who's on my side.

"fuck I missed you" while sliding in >>>

where's that native meme that's like "lol you worship the sun lmao" and they respond "ok. the sun is real"