I Am A Legend

#all they serve is cunt

every time someone is like ok make your christmas list im like well suddenly it turns out ive never desired anythign in my fucking life

#the way the drivers face suggests he knows and is used to this kind of behavior

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

i made you a cookie but i fucked it with my penis until there was nothing

can we all just take a break from posting

yeah sure i need to go make another cookie anyway

not again

The best thing about being an artist is that you can draw what you want. Until you can't draw it. Then it's horrible being an artist.

seeing reddit refugees repeatedly hit their post limits and comment their thoughts on every reblog is kind of refreshing. site migration be damned these guys know how to blog

what is the lamest thing that ever genuinely scared you like either as a kid or adult. i got scared of those halloween cartoon scooby doo ass eye stickers ppl put on mirrors when i was 9 and screamed so hard i fainted

femboy football

people who upload movies online for free shouldn't face legal action they should get their peanus sucked everyday.....??

*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

i was picturing this as after a successful writing jaunt but this is so much darker