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Chefronymous. 🍳

Øystein’s cute moments from the Live in Leipzig book.

im a bass player, and he helps me learn bass. im his little good boy<3 ive been in love with him since forever and other people who call themself his, are poser liars.

anyways ... the music i like to listen to is mayhem, kvikksølvguttene, darkthrone, immortal and emporor. i also like death metal bands like death, cannibal corpse and deeds of flesh.

me and my husband are very happy so ANYONE who tried to take him from me will get found and have their house burnt to the ground. don't test me.

my name is vandal, known as THE hellhammerlover69. I love hellhammer so much. I have a body pillow of him, many other pillows with his face on it so whenever I sleep I drool all over his face. I also have a custom plushie of him and keychains. HES FUCKING MINE. I commissioned many artist so they could draw my beautiful amazing husband. I spend all my life savings for merchandise of him. I met him 07.02.2026. He’s all mine. HES FUCKING MINE. I WILL DOX AND KILL ANYONE WHO CLAIMS MY HUSBAND AS THEIRS. (Also check out my tiktok; nosebl33dfetish) I’m a comboss and I know how to dox, SO BE SCARED.

I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HATE ANY BURZUM FANS. if ur a Burzum fan you deserve to die. I hope varg got HIS BUTT TOUCHED IN PRISON. TOTAL BURZUM DEATH. if I see a Burzum fan interacting with my page, ur doxxed.

I also draw a lot so maybe I’ll post my art of hellhammer.

I also have a bwc. I’m not scared to use it if u piss me off.

Euronymous & Øystein