heck yea

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

bro said he was beleaguered i was like well look what has beset you

"do it scared" this "do it tired" that. well no one ever talks about the fucking insurmountable "do it with greasy hair"

could you lie

once i am perfect in every conceivable way i will be happy i can feel it

sir please this is a children's hospital

imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them

do u think the next season of heated rivalry will address the existence of gritty