Sorry boss i cant come into work tomorrow the old jolly king just slapped his belly and leaned back in his chair with a big leg of lamb in his hand and loudly declared that the festivities shall last all through the night

They Throw These at me Because I am so Beautiful and a Star.

Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?

“you get frightened far too easily” i’m actually part horse on my mother’s side

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down

when you reblog a post about life being hopeless as an acknowledgement that your own life sucks and then your mutuals reblog the same post from you and tag it with the name of a hockey player it's like oh. so it's just me and this millionaire bastard in canada

there’s just something so awesome about a character you love getting really badly hurt

slow burn where they're already having sex. such a beautiful combination i cannot put it into words

Your capacity for evil is showing

does it make me look cute

when he claims you’re being annoying but the obvious hard-on in his pants is sending mixed signals

So There's This Open Wound At The Heart Of The Text