Do good recklessly

We Should meet up this summer

Encounter: Toronto Baseball Warlock

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever

ouhhh girl careful with that slippery bit of hope you've accumulated over the past few days...

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

everything is a reference when you're crazy

i obviously do not play with toys. i only like formal dinners, and foreign films.

LOL but seriously release the hounds

at this rate i think i could basically be human by the end of the year

weirdest part of being an adult is the fact that you can put off watching a movie for nearly a decade and barely notice

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born