Crank for Fun Time!

Special shoutout to all the queer, intersex, and trans het folks. Sorry for all the “it’s illegal to be straight this month” jokes you’ll have to endure. Y’all are still very much part of the community.

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

some of you have never had your notp be the most popular ship in the fandom and it shows

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

This "allosexuality" thing is just a phase. You just need to have really bad sex, and then maybe you'll change your mind.

What book was it with a sick poor kid and a mouse that wants to save them by finding an aspirin pill and having to carry it in their mouth and may or may not have died by the end of the story but I think successfully saved the kid

It was called The Mouse and the Motorcycle by Beverly Cleary. Both the mouse and the kid survived, but there was some worrying that if the mouse tried to carry the aspirin in his mouth, it would kill him. However, the mouse used a toy ambulance to get the pill safely.

and anti-intersex, and anti-nonbinary, and anti-Black and brown people, and anti-victims, and anti-feminism.

is this ship popular because it’s legitimately compelling or is it popular because it’s the easiest to decontextualize and write college roommate AUs about?

this post broke containment and is getting ‘let people have fun and enjoy things’ comments, so i want to clarify that i hate fun and want to personally bludgeon everyone who has ever written a college roommate AU with a hammer

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass