Vano Rifiuto

*trying to lure the heroes to their doom* quickly everyone! into my large spider

Aren't we all tired? Why don't we rest at the spider's web for a change? 😁

i'm the guy who writes the books that the protagonist in supernatural horror movies frantically reads somewhere in act ii. job's pretty easy. lot of "legends of vampires have recurred all throughout human history" and "demonologists agree that the quickest way to un-summon a demon is to trap it in a cursed object". no citations of course; they don't pay me citation money. i had to learn html back in the early aughts when everyone started seeking their supernatural info on websites they found via top search engines like FINDLER and WEBSIGHT but that's died down now which is great because i didn't have it in me to pick up css. currently working on a new book about horses that are evil. it's called HORSES THAT ARE EVIL in all caps so the protagonist can find it quickly to yank off the library shelf. it will be published 35 years ago.

all men know how to do these days is scamper and scuttle

No, thank you. I did not need to hear the souls of a universe calling to me from the afterlife.

Someone needs to make a space thriller/horror/whatever with this mixed into the music

why does it sound exactly like what it feels like a black hole should sound like

New Silent Hill soundtrack coming along nicely

Someone needs to drop the club remix for me.

imagine if when neo crawled out of his big wet pod he fell into a dish of flour and egg and bread crumbs 🤤

if i died and got resurrected i would simply not come back wrong about it. not because i'm built different or anything i'm just already operating at maximum weird offputting little freak capacity.

*dies and comes back as a normal, well-adjusted human being*

This did not happen Vlastimir was secretly not normal before he died and very obviously not normal after. The whole situation is fucked

It was very normal for him to not have a brain and let his husband use his skull as storage. This is a good and useful and very normal thing to happen