Crushing on monsters since 2007

When I was 15 I recreated The Smiths' album covers entirely using Megamind screenshots. I now release them unto my Tumblr mutuals for your entertainment

every blog i come across, scrolling and posting in peace:

One of the most interesting ways that Christocentrism rears it’s ugly head is when a Jewish person does something because of our religion and here come all the ex-xtian atheists to say “GOD DOESNT CARE IF YOU EAT PORK” or “YOURE NOT GONNA DIE IF YOU WORK ON SATURDAY”.

Also, sneaking something into someone's food that they don't usually eat? That they haven't eaten in years? It can make them physically ill. That's not Gd punishing them. It's the entirely predictable consequences of ignoring someone's boundaries around food.

bc everyone keeps requesting to see it filled :)

I don’t know how long I’ve been here. Time seems to pass differently. But the place is cozy and private so I have no complaints. And whenever I’m hungry, I go outside with my bowl and walk down the hill to the shore. Sometimes the lake is made of soup. Sometimes it’s huge pasta noodles the size of barges. Sometimes it’s breakfast cereal. Sometimes it’s dumplings the size of great whales. I dip my little bowl and take a portion and carry it back up to the house.

The normal amount of back pain in a child is ZERO.