I don't even know.

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

posting spotify links and thinking to myself it's a shame that nobody will click on this because it's the greatest song ever recorded. but i don't click on anybody else's spotify links either. my glass house

I love the implication that, as Larry is an "unpaid trainee", the dog is paid.

maybe it's me being a brown woman but i can't comprehend how & why people treat having a racist phase as a teenager as smth okay or a norm

it's def not good but treating people who got better like they're still shitty people is a good way to make them turn back into shitty people

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

woman on the bus next to me furiously doing a 7x7 rubix cube at a speed that implies she's done this a thousand times. maybe i do understand lesbians actually.

she finished the cube and spent the rest of the bus ride staring dead straight ahead. unmoving. perhaps some kind of cube fuelled robot.

There are characters you like but then there are characters you end up thinking about in the middle of the night with a cosmic ache in your chest because they resonate with you so much