exploding u with my mind

therapy should just be One Session where they just slough off all the Goo and then you’re done. Will someone please take my Goo

Maybe one reason time seems to speed up in adult life is because when your full time job leaves you roughly 5 hours of free time a day plus two days off a week your life turns into a sort of monotony that makes the days blend together and creative pursuits move in slow motion as you can only get to them when other your commitments are done.

When you look back and think damn 2019 wasn’t that long ago where did the time go? Job. Your Job took it.

digital selfharm is real. do NOT check up on that ex-partner/ex-friend. do NOT reread those old messages/conversations that you know will hurt your feelings all over again or that will otherwise make you feel like shit. do NOT block evade to see if you’re being talked about. inhale. exhale. let it pass and you’ll be better for it.

Stop reconsuming your trauma in media and again wondering why it repeats in your life and people see it as synonym with you.

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

The lion will never financially recover from this

21 spring cubs now, for the record -- not counting one that was lost right at the start of the season. 21 spring cubs at Brooks River right now. twenty one.