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you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks

Got thrown out of the tarot reading for counting cards. fuck this place

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

That girl online who's worryingly good at geoguesser really liked your selfie btw

I think some of you need to be kissed until you cant breathe and fucked until you cant think and maybe then youll feel better

[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.

Not that I think all marriages are doomed but when deciding who to marry you should ask yourself “is this someone I’d want to divorce?” As in, is this someone I believe would be mature and fair, even when they’re upset and don’t particularly like me at the moment. Is this someone I could continue to trust while going through an adversarial process? And if the answer is no, don’t marry them.

i feel so the curse !

Ok, I adore the Frogs to begin with, but the sheer finesse and dedication of this one boggles my mind.