That wonderful smile is gone for eternity.

we accidentally got Marlo Brandon for this movie instead of Marlon Brando we just wasted 7 million dollars on Marlo Brandon we are so fucking fucked i cannot properly communicate to you how fucking fucked this whole production just became

you want to be romantically attracted to someone? the thing that killed romeo and juliet?

*werner herzog voice* pomni backshots

Dump your boyfriend and master the art of sudoku instead

outlines of two alligators that got raptured by the lord himself

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

what am I gonna do? play de getarr?

see i only [unintelligible] MESH NIGHT 

she took the pey wet in the divorce

I only got custody of our babby's yed. not even the full babby

she told the judge i had been smacking our barms

in Wigan I'm as good as fucked

I wish zeppelins were still a widely available means of transport, I'd love to travel the world on an amazing dirigible circuit