That wonderful smile is gone for eternity.

Two bloggers, if resonant frequencies are correct, can absorb each others nutrients in a rather “cute!” Way

when will my sweetie return from sea…

AWOOOOO OOO OOOOOO OOOO........AWAUUUUUUHHH!!!!!!!!!!! MY SWEEEEETIEEEEEE..............

day 5 million of missing my sweetie

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round

Last night while walking home, i saw 3 presumably straight guys sharing an escooter and dryhumping eachother while chanting "hump hump hump" and occasionally yelling "turbo mode!!" and pretending to rev the escooter. And then one of them called ME a faggot

No one knows if finishing a drawing is possible

No one knows if finishing a drawing is possible

hi we’re a24 and we loved the ytp you posted when you were 15. do you want to direct the multimillion dollar adaptation of your opus, simpsons gone purple?

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

they pushed his corpse back out to sea

i wish drawing was a real thing that you could actually do

having VR sex and she's hitting my amazing digital cervix

sorry, I made this joke like two weeks ago. Yeah no we're gonna kill you now. Yep, nothing you can do about it, pack it up