really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram
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really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram

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Part 1 of how Sparklings grow in my SwinBreakBee Au!
Sibling shenanigans before they grew up to commit war crimes
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Fan continuity lore, cybertronian don't just have Cybertron alt-modes, but Cybertron robot/root modes. Their more humanoid forms and behaviors on earth, come from scanning and mimicking humans.
Tracks and Bluestreak cybertron robot modes as examples.
are non brits aware of count binface.
to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received ยฃ5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

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Went to school once wearing a shirt with techโs helmet on it and some guy pointed at it and said โtransformerโ and walked away
Dexter w!
He based on buffish mining bee. His vehicle mode is unchanged (I think it based on Hyundai HW210)
using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me
my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament
I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.
However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."
I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."
And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."
And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.
So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.
At a certain point, the appropriate response to "What were you doing at the devil's sacrament" becomes "stealing shoelaces from the president."
Reblog if you were stealing shoelaces from the President
Well what ELSE were we supposed to do at the devil's sacrament????
I used to be president of a company and made a devil's sacrament joke in a company-wide meeting without really thinking about it. On the one hand, the number of people who got it made me feel less like I'd stuck my foot in my mouth. On the other hand, I was the boss of everyone in that meeting and that... sure was a thing we all had to know about each other for the rest of eternity.
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Soundwave you are so gorgeous girlโฆ decided to force myself to draw tfp again to torture myself ๐ฎโ๐จ I had an easier time Iโd say tho cuz I actually planned out how to draw him this time ๐ who knew making things easier for myself makes things easier..

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I'd like to submit the 1st TF oc I ever made, Ambuscade, for Tumblr's judgement!
Fun Facts:
Decepticon with great ambition and drive. Strives for perfection in all that he does.
Originally comes from an au where the Autobots & Decepticons crashed on Earth but woke up during the Arthurian period, hence the knight aesthetic.
Fan kid of Knock Out and Shockwave (makes sense in the au setting I promise.)
Alt mode is loosely based on various concepts of a basilisk. Big, sleek lizard with six limbs, powerful climbing claws, hypnotic gaze, highly venomous and paralyzing bite.
Has a camouflage/invisibility outlier.
Ambuscade by @nightowlwriter781
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wtf are borders anyway. like yeah u were born on this beautiful earth buuuuut ๐ u cant go here. or here either
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