"The washer idling speed... lavation."

The problem is I always want to dm my mutuals some shit like "I consider you an ally to my cause"

Reblog to tell your mutuals "I consider you an ally to my cause"

And as soon as I figure out what my cause is, I expect you all to rally to it.

the voice call text channel is the most fucked up space of any discord server

lets go on a road trip to the bottom of the ocean together

oh boy :) i hope we see a whale fall

usually i think they prefer to swim

ohhhh shit. target is recalling their up & up baby wipes (fragrance free & fresh cucumber scented) because they're contaminated with Burkholderia cepacia complex and Burkholderia gladioli, multiple people are reporting discoloration & infections. i just got a call about it cuz i had purchased those but i've already gone through them 😅 so no refund for me. but im fine. if you have these they're saying you need to immediately stop using them and bring them back to target for a full refund. this bacteria can cause life threatening infections in children/infants and people with compromises immune systems (ESPECIALLY cystic fibrosis!!) and i know lots of other chronically ill people follow me!!!!

If you use baby wipes go check them NOW. A lot of Burkholderia bugs are antibiotic resistant so infections can be really difficult to treat.

Cleaning the house in a way that is harmful to myself and others

I would actually hurt someone if they tried to ruin her good time.

he’s not a dilf but i’m glad he’s a dylf