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My asshole son (Muffin the cat) has been on a diet, on account of him being overweight. I've been losing my fuck damned mind because he is not losing weight, even when sticking to the vet reccomended diet.
Found out that the dickhead (affectionate) has figured out that the food is in the utility room cupboard. He has figured out how to hook his claws into the door, pry it open, and get into the fucking cupboard at night, where he then shoves his head in the bag and eats as much as he wants.
He then exits and closes the fucking cupboard like the genius little goddamn prick he is.
Update; my fluffy 25 pound dickhead of a Maine coon mix Disapproves Strongly of the child locks on the food door. Loudly. Is now attempting to figure out how to work a child lock with his enormous crime paws.
Jopson ABSOLUTELY deserves to win this bracket, if not the ENTIRE THING.
Thomas Jopson is a SURVIVOR. He got himself out of Victorian Marylebone, learned to fake a reasonably middle-class accent, and leads a life of relative safety on the ship. you know who wasnβt losing toes to the cold and Dog watches? Thomas. Jopson.
Second, his entire THING is being resourceful and SILENT. Heβs so unobtrusive that he literally disappears into the background on a packed ship, imagine trying to hunt him down in the woods!!! Heβs going to Uno reverse you, heβs gonna hunt YOU down, youβre gonna look over your shoulder and heβs gonna be standing there creepily at the top of the hill watching YOU!!!!
Third, Thomas has medical training!! You donβt nurse several people through several kinds of withdrawal without having a reasonable knowledge of how to treat injury. Youβre gonna get him in the shoulder with an arrow and he is gonna yank that bitch out, patch himself up, AND KEEP FUCKING GOING.
Fourth, city boy street smarts plus country boy wilderness skills!! "everything we ate started with a gun, Iβve shot smaller hawks than you" You know what is required skill for hunting, right? The ability to navigate the woods or wilderness, the ability to do it silently, and the ability to wait patiently and observe.
THOMAS JOPSON IS THE ULTIMATE COMPETITOR HE SHOULD WIN THE BRACKET AND SWEEP THIS COMPETITION LIKE HE DOES THE WARDROOM!!!!
i feel that jopson would just stare at you while your hounds surrounded him and tore him to shreds and you would ride home triumphant but emotionally unsettled
so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400Β°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.
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reading progressive sex ed caricatures with accurate and detailed and realistic diagrams of sexual organs + shows their variation, but all i can think about is how there is no discussion of what srs is besides the fact that it exists
this one has been passed around recently from the mayo clinic and that actually makes me so happy because how many of transfeminine people are aware of what their options even look like?
thereβs a diagram for phallo and meta from springer link(i believe) and. honestly iβd never seen these before and i dont think iβve ever seen any diagrams. i know vaguely because of reading papers or listening to people talk about their experience but iβve never seen it, yk? it makes me more confident in my choice to get meta when iβm older
Thereβs a website called Transbucket that has a whole archive of before and after photos, surgery costs, surgeon names and locations, and general feedback on complications, sensation, everything. Itβs been around for at least a decade, and there are photos of some folks five or eight years down the line. Itβs organized by procedure, and itβs very comprehensive. Itβs NSFW of course but itβs an amazing resource!!!
Are you considering or have had transition care? | Transbucket.com
thereβs a used bookstore in rural western massachusetts (the montague book mill) whose motto is βbooks you donβt need in a place you canβt findβ and i just feel like that summarizes tumblr too
I FINALLY DID IT, and I'm so incredibly pleased with how it turned out (it's also maybe the warmest scarf I've ever knit, the Terror costume design people knew what they were doing)
Details and pattern below the cut, along with more pics!
Details:
This infinite loop cowl is a knit recreation of the scarf/cowl worn by Captain Francis Crozier in the first season of the tv show The Terror (2018).
The choice of yarn is, in my opinion, very important to the accuracy of the result. The pattern is quite simple, so getting the right yarn makes a big impact. My suggested yarn is below.
This is knitted in seed stitch at a very tight gauge, using a worsted weight yarn on size 4 needles. This produces a gauge consistent with the scarf from the show (did I measure Jared Harrisβ eye and use it to calculate gauge from a photo of Crozier wearing the scarf? MAYBE SO). It makes the knitting a little hard on the hands, but the resulting fabric is DELIGHTFULβsuper dense, and since the cowl is knit as a tube it's double thick and, in my experience, nearly entirely windproof. THIS IS A VERY WARM COWL!
After looking at too many screenshots, I ultimately determined that the article in the show is in fact a scarf (you can see the edge VERY briefly in one shot). However, I have designed my version as a tube cowl, as it more easily reproduces the look of the article as worn in the show (doubled over and in a continuous loop around the neck with no edges visible). You could produce a scarf instead by knitting this flat instead of in the roundβcast on the same number of stitches with a long tail cast on, and then only knit/repeat row 1 (consider adding a seldvege edge).
If you have questions or want tips, or just want to show me what you made, hit me up!! Iβd love to chat.
Materials:
3 skeins (approx. 660 yards) Cascade 220 Heathers in color 2445 Shire (google it to find purchasing options, or ask your local yarn store to order it!)
Size 4 needles; either 16 inch circulars or double-pointed
Stitch marker
Yarn needle
Instructions:
Provisional CO 72 stitches on size 4 16-inch circular (or double pointed) needles to work in the round. Place marker.
Row 1: k1 p1
Row 2: p1 k1
Repeat until cowl measures approximately 54 inches (4.5 feet; 137 cm) or desired length.
Unpick provisional cast-on, placing live stitches on any spare circular needles or dpns. Kitchener stitch ends together (tutorial for doing so in pattern here).
Wear as a single or double loop.
Now go have some glorious homoerotic tension with your second in command!
Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink
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doing research on people's preferred formats for how restaurants have their menus displayed online and i'm including responses to the post to send to my boss but um. i don't think i can include this specific response
What other sites fail to realize is that tumblr is prohibition era america for porn. You can't barge into any search function and go asking for it, but if you know where to go and who to ask it's absolutely still being provided. It's grown over the past years so much that these days you can't step into a taxicab without being offered porn by the driver
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So my beta reader for the Big Fics is an astrophysicist, right. Who is currently also writing a hard sci-fi novel about the exploration of Phobos (more power to them, I cannot with the physics required for that, best I can do is soft sci-fi/fantasy and that reminds me I should finish that story).
Anyway I was bitching about how hard it is to come up with feasible planets in Star Wars because sometimes you need a new planet from scratch and sometimes you need to know more about a planet than the 'has jungles, is probably a moon technically' than Wookieepedia will give you, and they're like 'oh yeah I can do something about that'.
So they've written (in Matlab but they swear it will run as a .exe as well and I may be conscripted to embed it as a web tool at some point) a star system generator.
You input what you know about the planet (ecosystem, population, sun colour, does it have liquid water, does it have a moon or moons, is it a moon or moons, temperature averages, atmosphere, you get me) and it will give you the... everything else about the star system, in obedience to real-universe physics. And if you input nothing you get a randomly generated star system.
And Iβm like oh I know people who will be into this with a vengeance, and they're not on Tumblr, so this is me seeing who exactly would be keen on, and I cannot stress this enough, a real-physics comprehensive star system generator.
It's still in the debugging phase (last error fixed: every planet wants to have a population of exactly 5000 regardless of other factors, turned out to be a missing equals sign somewhere), but I'm psyched for this and trying to gauge interest for how high a priority 'make this an accessible web tool' needs to be.
Reblogging to drag this project over here, this is killing my notes on main so I'm giving it its own URL. Follow over here for updates on the star system generator and only the star system generator, and not on my Star Wars bullshit.
Will go through and tag interested parties when things calm down below 100 notes an hour.
We just let them do it at this point. Stealing the towels must be a form of enrichment for them or something and it reminds us to wash our towels more frequently.
I bought Ollie a bed and he refused to use it so I commandeered it for a chair cushion. Only when it was throughly broken in did he deign to nap upon it. I think its a combo of "smells like home" and "good location"
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