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DOGS ON MUSHROOMS ASFAgdafbc

DOGS ON MUSHROOMS

babes is there anyone who isnt hanging on by the thinnest thread known to man rn or are we all just going thru it this week

I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.

the window

what? you going to critique my dreams? my subconscious creations, that I did by accident, while asleep? the chemicals in my brain? are you going to use your foul eyes and dissect all of the plotholes in my dreams? you going to critique the weather? harass the clouds? make fun of thunder for being off key? remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes

That response is fucking Shakespearean.

Note to self: memorize those last two lines in case I ever need to deliver a sick burn in verse.

#you CRITIQUE miette? you edit her dreams like the essay? oh! shredded shoes for you! ( via @freenarnian )

#girl

A medeival italian castle guard wrote this

Taketh a fucking sip, knaves

The last human alive would have to update the Wikipedia page for Homo sapiens as “Extinct” before they die.

No they wouldn’t

update it for who

the shrimps

Seriously this is taking anti-Chinese sentiments too fucking far. Of course a nation wants to win golds, what else do you think they want in the Olympics.

Some US college athletes who will never go to the Olympics went to special high schools, or were home schooled, so that they could train upwards of 8 hours a day while getting the bare minimum education required for college entry on a sports scholarship

The United States has got no business criticizing the “Chinese Sports Machine” when our high schools and universities- including ones that receive public funds- often devote as much or even more money to sports as they do education.

Why do y'all waste your breath defending the CCP?