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They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

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Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me
They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

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dreamt that itch.io released their own special adaptable accessible super thin flexible silicon game controller called the Butterfly you could also fuck (they packaged each one with lube and toy cleaner) but there was no specific obvious way you were supposed to fuck it they encouraged everyone to find their own special unique way to fuck it. and they ran these ads for it that were different people from all walks of life saying what they do with it . sunburned rural dad who folds it hotdog style and jacks off into it. biracial masc lesbian with undercut who tribs with the joystick. young amputee in wheelchair who lets it vibrate on his lap while he works on his novel. etc. beautiful supermodel woman whos like "and me? i just game. hard." it ended with them all triumphantly saying into the camera "and thats how *I* fuck #MyButterfly"
can't stop thinking abt this image. he smelled an icky smell and it was soscary
last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc

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sorry to be doing this again but ace attorney is so genuinely fucking funny if you step back and actually think about the events from phoenixās perspective. you are 23 years old. you get your first job straight out of college and your boss immediately dies. you learn that her entire family is a part of an actual literal cult that she had to run away from to become a lawyer in the first place. the shit that the cult believes in is tangibly demonstrably real and also illegal because it almost completely ruined your best friendās life when you were 9. you could have gone your entire life blissfully unaware of any of this if you hadnāt had a bad situationship with a pair of identical twins in college
I love putting this guy in situations š¤
We're gonna pretend his wheels can fold under him and lay flat-ish
Communication is key
Lmfao!
tbh I find it kind of hard to take selectively pro-cop or pro-psychiatry leftists all that seriously, especially when their leftism is very "comfort-based feminism" flavoured.
So, it is actually pretty dangerous to leave the house and be in public while seriously psychosocially disabled. Cops routinely assault people for shit like "acting strange," and the common line when they do so is "well I thought he was high on something." They are almost always cleared in court and seldom if ever even suspended with pay for being like this.
I was once slammed to the ground, pinned, handcuffed, dragged to the station and almost charged because I mistakenly thought I had the legal right to use a bus while schizophrenic.
See, I was pacing around talking to myself, as one does, and some nearby white woman called the cops on me. You MUST understand, there is always a Nearby White Woman. I wasn't threatening anybody, getting up in anybody's business, nothing like that, I was a fair distance from everybody else. I know because she fucking filmed me the whole time she was waiting for the cops to arrive lol.
Then old mate in the uniform comes right up, hand on his gun. "What have you taken? What have you taken?" The thing is, psychosis often comes with disorganized speech, and he's interpreting my answer as evidence that I'm high. Uh oh.
Then for forty eight hours I'm in the psych ward. Blood tests, invasive questions. Explain to me why Dr. Densecunt had to ask me about my sexuality. Explain to me why Dr. Densecunt is asking me if I masturbate. Explain to me why even after a blood test came back clearing me Dr. Densecunt is asking me about if I'm on The Substances. Explain to me why Dr. Densecunt is refusing to call my family when I tell him to. They have no idea where I am. My grandma's losing her mind. Explain to me why Dr. Densecunt's answer to "when can I leave?" is "when we're confident you're safe," as we're the only demographic it's legal to hold captive indefinitely without the violation of any crime on suspicion alone.
You don't see schizophrenics outside unless we're homeless because you are a danger to us, Heather. Our safety depends on your comfort, Heather, and you are never fucking comfy, Heather.
And the thing is, I tell this story in leftist circles, and some fucking Melany, some Susan, some Cassandra or her wannabe boyfriend Mark always slithers out to tell me that I need to be sympathetic becuase wh wh what if she had trauma.
What if the sight of a disabled man fifteen feet away from her existing in public really triggered her tr tr tr trauma. Her mental health, defined as her comfort, is more important than your mental health, defined as a right to exist in public spaces, because you are ontologically a threat. Does this actually keep Heather safe? Fuck no it doesn't. Mate, the shit they do to disabled and especially schizophrenic women. You call the pork patrol on a schizophrenic woman, you have almost guaranteed she's going to be sexually assaulted, but what's worse? A disabled woman's rape, or Heather being expected to share a fucking sidewalk. Goddamn
You cannot be serious with viewing either disabled men as automatically a threat to you, or the police as existing to protect women. Exhausting. One day I will kill god for allowing the creation of the true crime podcast
It pisses me off that people think I'm making all this shit up, for some weird reason. Why? How would I benefit from that?
All this ableism, on top of racism, should bother society more than it currently does. It shouldn't be legal to indefinitely hold anyone in such a manner. We all know that fOr YoUr SaFeTy is almost never for anyone's safety.
It makes me want to spit and cuss.

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Lyle (look outside)
Tenna (deltarune)
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TOOLTIP: you can get more funny juice by performing the "jerking off" activity. find it by selecting genitals from your inventory!
> use genitals
You can't use that right now!
> use hand on genitals
You can't use that right now!
> use genitals on hand
You can't use that right now!
> help
I don't know that word.
You are clobbered by the OGRE!
You have lost your genitals. . .
man fuck this game
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Hellen (look outside)
Ralsei (deltarune)

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āOne more thing, sir. You told me you couldnāt possibly have been at the crime scene at that time on account of your alibi, that being that you were at home playing your PlayStation 3. Now, forgive me, but if thatās true, I just gotta askā how could you have been playing your PS3 if the PS3 has no games?ā
āWhy, Lieutenant, the PS3 is backwards compatible with many PS2 games. I was simply playing one of my many PS2 games at the time of the murder. Surely you are at least familiar with Kingdom Hearts? Iād be happy to show you my save file if it would put your mind at ease.ā
āAh, gee. Kingdom Hearts⦠Yeah, that oneās a classic. one of the best ones, even. My wife loves that little Sora guy. No, I agree. Youāre right, sir. I shouldāa thought of that. Well, Iāll get outta your hair, then. ā Oh, one more thingā¦
I just remembered something you might find a little interesting. See, youāve got one of those black models. With the top-loading tray. And those PS3 models are backwards compatible. ⦠but only for PS1 games. Kingdom Hearts wasnāt on the PS1, though, was it? ā¦ā
āOh⦠yes, how very⦠observant of you, Lieutenant. Well, I⦠suppose I must have been mistaken. My memory of that dreadful night - itās all jumbled, you see. It must have been one of my other games from my PS1 library. Spyro, perhaps. Orā yes, now I remember. It was Final Fantasy 7 - the character of Cloud is in both that game and in Kingdom Hearts. I must have simply gotten my wires crossed. How silly of me.ā
āAll right, then. That explains it. Well, have a good night, then. ⦠Oh, uh⦠I figure I oughta let you know ⦠we did have your memory card searched. We didnāt see Final Fantasy VII on there. Mustāve been a glitch or something. Might wanna get that checked.ā
āNow, see here, Columbo, perhaps if you were spending more time looking for actual clues, rather than harping on my gaming habits, you might have caught the real killer by now!
If you have anything more to say to me, you can kindly say it to my lawyer.
So, if youāll excuse me, I have a Twitch stream scheduled for noon, and I do not care to keep my followers waiting. Good day, sir.ā
āCertainly, sir, Iāll be outta your way now. Oh, ā gee. Gosh, I nearly forgot. I figured Iād mention. We did get one lead. On the murder, sir.
We determined from Mr. Elbertsonās autopsy that he was repeatedly beaten in the back of the head with a small, blunt object. No bigger than about 157 mm longways. Likely a, uh ⦠analog gamepad of some kind. Dualshock, thatās what the lab boys told me. You got any idea what sorta console uses those? I only ask ācause you seem to know about these sorta things. What with you beingā well, being a gamer.ā