Dum-dum

when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?

saturday night when you’re in the spot did you not hear bruno

I don’t believe you.

just watch

So honored this appeared on my timeline

Adam knows Morgan's silences, when she figured something out, when she's sad and why (he knew immediately that the old asshole guy reminded her of her dad), her coffee order, what sandwich she likes and he just gets it for her, she doesn't even have to ask, he asks her at least 3 times per episode if she's ok, defends her from Wagner every chance he gets, I mean that 100% tells me he's always thinking about her and wants to see her happy no matter what, get you a man like that omg

I remember people talking about how this post was problematic because people actually get locked in basements and therefore finding this funny makes you a bad person. And I lowkey agreed

he’s literally just a himbo but who is smart and has no social skills. a social himbo

#Please little bird

I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

So, listen, I'm not usually the "did a squid write this" guy, but this article is about how these massive predators aren't dangerous and also aren't very nutritious, so I really gotta wonder about this one

These are soooo gooood 🔥🔥🔥🔥

the thing that bothers me with 7 deadly sin based characters is when they cant decide if they embody the sin by suffering from it or by drawing it out of others. ie. if your gluttony demon is a guy who loves eating then your lust demon should be a gooner sex pest. and if your lust demon is a seductive girlboss then your gluttony demon should be a 5 star chef. does this make sense.

Okay but what if you do both? Like your gluttony is a 5-star chef, who tempts those around them with delicious food, but they cannot have it because gluttony eats it in front of them. Lust is so seductive and girlboss that any man would drop to his knees in desperation if they watched her walk into a room, but the moment she opens her mouth you feel so filthy you hate yourself, and even as you run she chases you with lustful intent, Wrath is an annoying little troll who constantly pisses you off, but he has no control of his temper. Pride is a mirror of all your achievements, but also the distillation of all the traits of you that achieved them, the best you you'll never be. Sloth is comforting and friendly and cuddly, but if you make the mistake of cuddling with them, you will find yourself trapped in the arms of one who will never wake, Greed has everything you ever wanted, and offers it in deals that will make you rich, but he always takes and never gives. Envy has everything you have ever wanted, and wants everything you have (which is kinda just how envy is always depicted now that I think about it). Doomed to constantly offer but never give, alone forever in their selfish sin.

the thing that bothers me with 7 deadly sin based characters is when they cant decide if they embody the sin by suffering from it or by drawing it out of others. ie. if your gluttony demon is a guy who loves eating then your lust demon should be a gooner sex pest. and if your lust demon is a seductive girlboss then your gluttony demon should be a 5 star chef. does this make sense.