being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors
with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors
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being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors
with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

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Shout out to the autistic who’s abilities have regressed as they’ve gotten older.
“You didn’t used to be like this when you were a kid.” I know please don’t remind me
"This never bothered you when you were a kid."
Yes it did. I just let it slide because I was taught that I'm "too sensitive" anytime something bothered me. But now I'm finally standing up for myself.
"You never struggled with this when you were a kid."
Yes I did. I just burned myself out in order to do it so I wouldn't be punished. But now I'm accepting myself enough to not force myself to do what I was never meant to do.
"You didn't have these problems when you were younger."
Yes, I did. I just spent my child/teen years with structured institutions like school while not having to worry about whether I had a roof over my head or food to eat and spent my early adult years using up every bit of adrenaline I will ever have to ignore the fact that I've been chronically burnt out my whole life.
just wanna say i am a big fan of this trope specifically
You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

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Word already had a word count?! That WORKED?
You made a computer that can't COUNT?!
i think something a lot of people don't get is that years of mocking your child, even in jest, does in fact tend to get under their skin
a decade or two of even light verbal harassment is very much accentuated when it's an authority figure you are in every meaningful way subservient to
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So I just had one of those 'fall down a massive YouTube rabbit hole because it's too hot to do anything else' weekends and ended up learning about the Bricks and Minifigs vs. Reckless Ben legal dispute, which is now the ONLY currently-ongoing legal drama I ever want to hear about. For the uninitiated, Bricks and Minifigs is a chain of Lego consignment stores where people can buy and sell old lego sets (as the name implies). One particular Bricks and Minifigs store in Salem Oregon got a consignment deal with an elderly man and his son for a collection of Star Wars Lego sets that was worth roughly $200,000 total. The reason the family was selling the collection was to pay for the old man's healthcare. A few months later, corporate seized the store and used an extremely tenuous legal loophole to weasel their way out of paying the family per the consignment deal. When the family confronted the store about this and demanded to have their legos returned to them, they got banned from the premises and threatened with hundreds of thousands of dollars' worth of court battles.
Enter Reckless Ben, an investigative journalist/youtuber who is basically the real-life equivalent of Napoleon Dynamite fused with Sun Tzu. He's taken it on himself to get this family their legos back. His methods so far include, but are not limited to:
Going to the store and politely asking the manager to return the family's legos to them
Hosting a fake youtube challenge for the employees at the store and inducting the winner into a cult he created for the sole purpose of getting the new store owner's phone number, so that he can politely ask him to return the legos, since asking the manager didn't work
Creating an official, legally recognized company called We Steal From Old People, and selling their merch from a booth set up outside the Bricks and Minifigs store
Applying for a gambler's license and using The Church of Scientology Sucks (the legally recognized religion that he created during his Scientology investigation a few years back) to hold a lottery for one of the missing lego sets, thereby making Bricks and Minifigs guilty of stealing from a lottery, which is a criminal offense that the police are legally required to investigate
Having 9 of his friends each purchase $10,000 worth of the stolen legos from the family so that all ten of them could individually file small claims cases against Bricks and Minifigs. They won all of those cases btw. Bricks and Minifigs shut down the store in Salem before they could be forced to pay
Now it's worth noting that when he started this investigation, literally all Ben wanted was to get this family their legos back. But somehow this ended up snowballing into uncovering serious corruption within the American Fork Police Department, who as it turns out have been in the Bricks and Minifigs CEO's back pocket this entire time. Ben's had his car searched, his house raided, and been arrested and jailed without being told what he was even being charged with (which is a massive civil rights violation, and is supposed to be very illegal in the US). He's had to resort to hiding out in Mexico to get the Lego Mafia off his back while he lawyers up and prepares to go back to court against Bricks and Minifigs, because yeah, they still haven't returned/paid for the legos they stole from the sick elderly man, in spite of the fact that the entire world now knows what they did and hates them for it. In fact, they are now trying to sue the old man and Ben for 1.5 million dollars, for the heinous crime of....proving that they stole $200,000 worth of legos. Ben says he's still willing to settle with them outside of court however, provided they return the stolen legos and send him a video of the scummy CEOs verbally apologizing for their actions and doing the chicken dance as a show of good faith. Meanwhile, the American Fork PD is most likely going to be hit with a lawsuit of their own thanks to Ben's public documentation of their corrupt behavior, which includes initially redacted bodycam footage that shows the cops literally conspiring with the Bricks and Minifigs CEO to come up with reasons to have Ben thrown in jail.
My favorite part of this story, by the way, is the fact that the demonstrably villainous lego CEO actually has a Twirly Evil Villain Mustache.
YES AND
The villain in this story, his name is Josh Johnson and comedian Josh Johnson did a whole bit on it that was quite a journey. If you didn't catch it on your YT rabbit hole, it's worth a watch.

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Some wise words from the masterminds behind undertale and deltarune
Deadly egg recall
The FDA has upgraded an egg recall issued last month to “Class I,” its highest risk level, as it warns the public that consuming the products could cause “serious adverse health consequences or death.”
The recall of 1,589,577 dozen white-shell eggs and brown cage-free shell eggs was initially issued by Midwest Poultry Services in late July, which warned they might be contaminated with Salmonella Enteritidis.
According to the company, the eggs were produced and distributed from farms in Texas between June 6 and July 3 and have sell-by or best-by dates between July 20 and August 17. The recalled egg cartons have either the code P-1950 or 0840962 and Julian Dates between 157-184.
source: X
Recalled eggs were shipped to foodservice and retail customers in Texas, Oklahoma, and Louisiana. Recalled eggs were available to consumers at Kroger stores in Texas and Louisiana; Brookshire Grocery stores in Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Louisiana, and other smaller retail and foodservice outlets in these states plus Mississippi and New Mexico.
Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, and New Mexico are the currently affected states.
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bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis
From top-of-frame, a month flutters into the wallet. Confused, the bat looks "up" to see an equally-confused human standing "above" her, holding an open wallet containing a single $100 bill.
Camera rotates to reveal bat has been hanging upside down above a human doing the exact same visual gag and each ruined the other's bit.
Laugh track.
All so true. Why is the human Jon Arbuckle

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Please please please don't click those phishing texts
Endless cycle