hand me my shovel, i'm going in!

free use? *smirks snartly* so naive. you know nothing in this damned society is really free...

i support universal free healthcare for one simple reason: if you are diagnosed with a terminal illness you should quit your job. quitting your job is the correct response to terminal illness. but you can’t do that if your healthcare is tied to your job

listen if somebody knows that they will be dead in a years time, and you are forcing them to continue to come into work, that’s fucked up. terminally ill people should be able to quit their jobs and live their last few months to the fullest. i don’t get how that’s a controversial opinion

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

the perception that ancient civilizations were just, constantly and universally performing child marriages and everyone thought that was fine and normal drives me up the fucking wall. like not just because it’s historically inaccurate—and it is—but because people can and do use this perception as a way to argue "look, pedophilia is the Natural state of things, this is what humanity has always done in the past" when it is absolutely not. you had civilizations in classical era greece looking around going "wow, all those pregnant 13 year olds over in athens keep dying and making weak unhealthy babies, probably shouldn't do that" and then they didn't. pedophilia is not a natural inherent part of humanity, it's not something we ever universally practiced, and acting like it is is so fucking dangerous

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

you have IBS.

its so fucked that not only did they erase our languages and beat and kill our people for using them but they stole the words of important tribes and important people and used them for the military and for trees and for food and for summer camps. average native american name is seen by non ntvs as a joke or something to use or consume, not a human being

Pulitzer Prize type shit

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

vaseline is op for fucked up skin but its texture stat is dogshit

who tf is cracking down on COMIC PIRACY. oh god sorry for not paying before reading this issue from the 60s that DC doesn't even offer on DCUI and costs a hundred dollars on the second hand market. fuuuck