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Every time, I know what's coming, but every time, I just lose it at "Uh. That"

people say everyone is autistic nowadays cuz its a trend for attention are wrong and people who say its actually because autism is simply gaining more awareness thus making people realize theyre autistic are also wrong . everyone is autistic now because whenever i meet someone i blast them with an energy beam that turns them autistic

Me about to sniff you

hate a pregnancy storyline. kill that baby

Scream Queens was really ahead of its time

so true bestie

I’m sorry but this is literally fucking hilarious

at the start of every month everyone reblogs some insane poetry that’s like “august has arrived and again I swallow my bones in the burning sun” and every time I’m like damn that makes no sense. but kind of true.

Jettison is like one of the top 10 words in the english language, get that fucking thing out of here at a notable velocity