The Spaghetti Job

walking a mile in the shoes of someone you dislike is actually kinda awesome because not only are you now a mile away from that idiot but you also have their shoes

thank you ao3 for protecting writers and never allowing censorship to plague your platform. we love and respect you for this

It's insane to me how many people have accepted the narrative of "if we want to protect minors, we need to give more power to their parents" as if one of the main issues facing minors in abusive environments isn't literally that they're completely at the mercy of their parents as is

you thought tumblr in the 2010s was bad but last year i joined a community garden and a member in his 60s just emailed blasted all of us a ten page pdf call out post about one of the other member's problematic behavior and rules violations

Queerness isn't inherently political, actually, it's politicized. I think that distinction carries weight because we often paint ourselves as a sign of a progressive society. But we predate progression and regression. We have always existed. The presence of queerness is primeval, part of the natural state of a species, even removed from our current position standing on the shoulders of giants. We just *are.* Which makes any action against queerness, any cultural upheaval against our expression, that more clearly absurd.

Not only was she fucked into oblivion, but morrowind and skyrim too

please i need him to die on 4th of july gaudy as fuck 'america 250' celebration that would be the funniest thing ever i wouldn't even bitch about the fireworks. i wouldn't even do that.

One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list

This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

i’m hiding worse, more secret emotions behind my big and obvious ones