stay sexy

Shane and Ilya just quickly looking at each other because. Well. Depending on the person the tuna breath really isn't what you're focusing on.

"Who even orders a dish with tuna on a date?", Jade asks shaking her head.

"But tuna is nice", Arthur says. "The tuna melts Uncle Ilya makes are always really good."

Jade rolls her eyes at her brother. Boys.

"Yeah, we like them too, Art. But obviously he wouldn't cook those for a first date", she says. "If someone made me a tuna melt on a date I'd run out of that room so fast. Right, Uncle Shane?"

Ilya chokes on his wine. Shane looks as if someone just punched him in the gut. Jade is happy that her Uncles are appropriately horrified at the thought of a tuna melt as a date meal.

Ilya Rozanov: (raises his fists) You don’t fight with these.

Ilya Rozanov: (taps his forehead) You fight with this.

(later)

ʚɞ main masterlist ʚɞ h.r. fic recs i.

welcome to my directory of all the shane hollander/ilya rozanov stories I love! all writing credit belongs to each individual writer, and if you resonate with any story, make sure to show that author some love on ao3! reader discretion is advised, so be sure to check the warnings.

ʚɞ rabbit holes - @Who_Needs_Reality

if you can't figure out your situationship.... Google him.

ʚɞ we'll be afraid of nothing - @/satorussuguru

He settles for: “You were kind of an asshole.”

ʚɞ I Don't Need Drugs ('Cause I'm Already High Enough) - @lipstickliterature

Shane has an emergency wisdom tooth extraction. Ilya takes care of him.

ʚɞ and if i didn't know better. - @Joooceee

Ilya wishes on a star. The universe helps it come true.

ʚɞ Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy) - @satansliteraryhero

Shane and Ilya's first Halloween as a public couple. It's about as normal as you'd expect.

ʚɞ first-person plural possessive - @oliviacirce

"Sorry, what?" Shane tore his eyes away from Ilya. Wyatt snorted, amused. "You know you can go over there, right? The days of gazing longingly at each other and hoping nobody notices are behind you, buddy."

ʚɞ Fanning the Flames - @cjr2

Shane and Ilya are granted an opportunity to come out on their own terms. Sort of. And in they do it in a very Ilya way. (Surprisingly, it is Shane’s idea)

ʚɞ fall in love again and again - @galacticsukki

after some team chirping at Shane's expense, Ilya accidentally interrupts a few of his potential dating prospects and then keeps on doing it less than accidentally

ʚɞ home, where my music's playing - @Mathgeek12

The Centaurs stage an intervention.

ʚɞ i'm waiting for it (that green light, i want it) - @sevendawn

Ilya tells Shane not to come until they see each other again in three weeks.

ʚɞ Dialing You (Sorry, Darling You) - @hollano_ov

Shanes works in IT. Ilya's computer always seems to be fucked up.

ʚɞ My Only Wish is You - @/moonchild1998

Ilya Rozanov has everything he's ever wanted. He has Shane Hollander. What the hell is he supposed to wish for now?

ʚɞ Lessons in PDA - @garden_songs

5 times Shane Hollander makes a conscious effort to publicly display his affection for Ilya Rozanov, and 1 time he doesn't need to think so hard about it.

ʚɞ carve your name into my bedpost - @/dykeries

It was a tough loss in Boston. Shane knows how to make Ilya feel better.

ʚɞ Compatible - @jewelledfoxes

Ilya's blood has always run hotter than Shanes. Or: Yay Hollanov free use! Everybody cheered!

ʚɞ say no to this - @sushiwriter

ilya actually love having a strict boyfriend.

ʚɞ ilya rozanov: ragebaiter supreme - @hnjsngluvr69

It seems Ilya fucking Rozanov adheres to a daily schedule of tomfoolery. He’s always finding ways to irritate Shane with the stupidest shit.

ʚɞ the only ones who understood me then - @ygrainette

Ilya introduces Shane and Svetlana, and gets a little more than he bargained for.

ʚɞ all the things he did - @blankjournals

4 times Shane was strict with Ilya and the 1 time he wasn't ft Ilya having an emotional crisis over it.

ʚɞ surrender - @vemod

shane and ilya are roommates and bad at feelings.

ʚɞ layers of honey - @sushiwriter

Once, belied by the notion of a city teeming with other Russians, he spent the day going from bakery to bakery in New York City, trying to find a cake that would even come close. It was the dead of winter, and he blamed any teariness on the way the wind whipped at his face. He ignored texts from everyone but Shane.

ʚɞ Reward - @lovy_shilya

Ilya is injured, but that wasn’t going to stop Shane from getting rewarded for their win.

ʚɞ Wherever I'm with you - @SatsumaSegments

the cottage, Ilya's version: an extended ep 6 featuring my take on what happened in the gaps we didn't see.

ʚɞ without changing a part of me - @gurlsrool

5 times Shane didn’t plan on stealing Ilya’s clothes, +1 time he absolutely did

ʚɞ feel you vanish like sugar into tea. - @Joooceee

5 times Hayden started understanding Shane and Ilya's relationship, and the 1 time he finally told Shane he did.

ʚɞ Together at the Top - @kaijuerotica

It's 2026 and NHL players are finally returning to the Olympics. It's time for a do-over. It's time for redemption. It's time for Hayden Pike to get a fucking break from these losers.

ʚɞ from the cold - @stammiviktor

The Hollanders have a new son to take care of. Ilya has no idea what’s going on.

ʚɞ Cabane à sucre - @bubbleomatic

Harris organises a team field trip to a cabane à sucre — sugar shack — to gather content for the Ottawa Centaurs’ social media. Ilya doesn’t understand why Canadians are so obsessed with maple syrup, but Shane is there to make the weird cultural experience more memorable.

ʚɞ we keep it secret (won't let them have it) - @poppypickle

Five times someone unexpected keeps Shane and Ilya’s secret, and one time they don’t have to. Featuring the Pike twins, Zane Boodram’s pregnant wife, Ilya’s neighbors, and more.

ʚɞ The Shane Hollander Thing - @fandom_commitment_issues

Cliff Marlow has been on Boston’s team with Ilya Rozanov for the last seven years. Last week, he figured out the Shane Hollander thing.

ʚɞ Funny How It Found Us - @tippitytap

The 5 times Shane and Ilya share a domestically boring task together for the first time.

ʚɞ when the sun came up, i was looking at you - @justhockey

a perfect afternoon at the cottage.

ʚɞ death wish - @moubrip

“Barrett, your turn. What did you think of Hollander?” Troy must have had more to drink than he thought. Or he makes bad decisions without Harris right next to him. Or he must have a death wish. That has to be the reason why he says what he does: “I thought he was a fucking babe.”

ʚɞ Backbone - @Content_Scrapbooker

5 times Ilya Rozanov ruined his Shane Hollander’s “good boy” image & the 1 time he does it himself.

ʚɞ you could never lose me - @virtual_typewriter

after a night out with J.J. and Hayden, Shane wakes up, certain that he has cheated on Ilya. (Spoiler alert: he hasn’t)

ʚɞ where the hell is my husband? - @justhockey

5 times Ilya calls Shane his husband, and 1 time Shane calls Ilya his husband.

ʚɞ you're so pretty when you take control - @Little_White_Lie

But if Shane wanted to try something new, Ilya could indulge him. This was Shane after all, Ilya’s sweet, desperate bottom. What harm could it do? It wasn’t like they didn’t both know how this would end, with Shane face down on the bed, begging for Ilya’s cock.

ʚɞ apply pads (shock now!) - @/blongblong

shane just wants to do his job and ride the ambulance. ilya thinks shane should be riding him, instead.

ʚɞ won't be alone for the rest of my life - @daydreamnelson

ilya basically adopts luca aka the ottawa centaurs found family trope we all need.

ʚɞ Provider - @/Moami

Ilya starts giving Shane gifts at every opportunity. Shane investigates, and retaliates.

ʚɞ Reluctantly supportive - @CherryPieO

Hayden should have known better than to insist that Shane have a drink. Now he's stuck with his best friend drunk and gushing over his asshole boyfriend, while they're waiting for said asshole boyfriend to show up. Best birthday ever.

ʚɞ Over for Dinner - @find_me_in_the_ivy

David and Yuna coming over for dinner after Shane and Ilya's visit. Ilya gets to know Shane's parents and realizes just how much he loves being a part of a family.

ʚɞ Study Habits - @ThePromptWasntThisLong (shredded_potato)

Ilya stares at the screen, realizing Shane has been conducting independent research on how to be the perfect sub for him.

ʚɞ you make it so easy (to fall so hard) - @/brunettereader

five times that Shane loved Ilya in his quiet way, and one time that he loved Ilya loudly.

ʚɞ Ilyusha - @boysquipleurent

Shane decides Ilya should also have a nickname. Since it's Shane, this quickly becomes the language equivalent of "Started making it, had a breakdown, bon appétit!"

ʚɞ better whip me if i misbehave - @evilrussianprincess

The jealous Shane/pathetic top Ilya fic where Shane makes Ilya beg for it

ʚɞ Strip It Down - @inexplicablymine

Shane does a Calvin Klein campaign, Ilya has feelings about it.

ʚɞ seeing stars - @beautifullyblue

Ilya rails Shane into the headboard (literally) or Shane gets his bell rung - again.

ʚɞ a drag path, etched in the surface - @justhockey

Ilya starts giving Shane gifts at every opportunity. Shane investigates, and retaliates.

ʚɞ this is not enough (i am not enough) - @/blankjournals

and i'm laughing about ilya feeling absolutely BETRAYED the first time anya hops off of his lap to trot after shane up to their room

his OWN DAUGHTER-

ilya, she just likes our bed and knows i'm going up

-TO BETRAY HIM LIKE THIS, AFTER EVERYTHING HE HAS DONE-

dude, you could also just come upstairs if you're that fucking bothered about it

-NO LOYALTY IN THIS HOUSE. NONE. ALL AROUND HIM ARE TRAITORS-

ilya trying to tell himself he wants to stay down on the couch and not give shane the satisfaction of giving in but also experiencing MAJOR fomo because the rest of his family is already upstairs for the night

Heated Rivalry — 1x06 ⤷ COMING OUT (part 2/2)

(sources below)

Heated Rivalry Days of the Week

full credit goes to @gayhockeyshow:

Shane (staring into Ilya’s soul desperately trying to telepathically communicate): please say something normal, please say something normal

Ilya: “Married for a year now, dating for 4, fucking for 10”

Shane: “What the hell Ilya!”