the human Heart is no small thing-

do you mind if i witness ur tumblr situationship from a third party point of view?

I've changed that was four reblogs ago

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

(sobbing on the floor) i'm amazing digital worthless

i just feel like i lack an amazing digital purpose

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

youve been a bad *remembers youre plural* people

paul mccartney lies are like john and i werent gay bob dylan lies are like i used to be a male prostitute and slept in a wet cardboard box all alone

Paul simon lies are like "I actually wrote that song about nobody in particular"

wait! I can release my pet silverfish into the apartment to attack the roach

I’m kind of enamored with the my pet silverfish. I’ve only ever seen babies in my bathroom but this one is a full adult