im obsessive

I still think it’s so funny that shane was assigned gay by rose landry and his reaction was WHEW! thank god someone else decided that for me. anyway I’m off to get my man I can sense that he’s making bad decisions in a club somewhere

the way alex and henry radiate comfort is truly astounding

Do you ever [Should I tell you that when we’re apart, your body comes back to me in dreams? That when I sleep, I see you, the dip of your waist, the freckle above your hip, and when I wake up in the morning, it feels like I’ve just been with you, the phantom touch of your hand on the back of my neck fresh and not imagined? That I can feel your skin against mine, and it makes every bone in my body ache? That, for a few moments, I can hold my breath and be back there with you, in a dream, in a thousand rooms, nowhere at all?] go fucking feral

i knowwww a lot of people hate this and want it removed in season 2 but no chairs at the wedding is so dear to me just the concept of a whole house full of wealthy hockey players and celebrities and they have to sit on the lawn because at the end of the day they’re attending a wedding between two male athletes who truly don’t give a fuck about anything except hockey and being in love

it's so funny to me how scott and kip are drinking smoothies and buying novelty socks and moving at the speed of lesbians, meanwhile shane and ilya are stuck in individual saw traps but the saw traps are their minds and they forgot the instructions

Ilya slaviclly repressed Rozanov and Shane autistically repressed Hollander attempt at having a real conversation for 9 years

there is no bond quite like the one between an awkward lesbian and her skinny gay closeted male comfort character

been getting really into banging my head against a wall recently i love new hobbiessssss