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Here lies Elijah. He was a little bit disappointed in his hands.

Here lies Finn. He was a bit of a goldfish.

Ha- ‘Finn’ ‘goldfish’ autocorrect doin the puns for me

Here lies Z. They were not in a hurry.

Here lies Gaia. She was just wondering about the status of the alphabet in her mouth.

Here lies Calyx. They were talking about it too but they didn’t understand what happened

here lies athena. they were giant bird lizards that got murdered by space

here lies oliver. he is so cute

Here lies Rubi. They were all the same as a friend.

Here lies Kai. She was quiet and gentle.

Here lies Froggy, she was creating an art and making her own trauma.

Here lies -, she was so much for your support.

Here lies, Connor. He was the first to be honest with his family

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

STOP! Let the little penguin cross your dash he has places to go.

LET HIM CROSS

is this stitch’s girlfriend somehow edited over princess tiana’s frog body? i’m actually going to pass out

she’s your therapist and she’s trying to help you bitch

I hate Donald duck with a passion but hearing "oh- oh fuck" in that voice is gold.