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Hello! I’m anon_carrots / fonduebroski314 on ao3, or Carrots for short 🥕 I use she/her/they/them.

I currently have 3 ongoing long fics I might post about here:

May your past be the sound of your feet upon the ground (Naruto & BNHA)

To thine own self be (mostly) true (Naruto)

violence may not be the answer, but it’s certainly less work (Naruto & BNHA)

…and I just finished Abolish private property (Heated Rivalry)

My ask box is open but I lowkey don’t know how to use it. Feel free to chat anyway

#pinned intro #mayyourpast #nottheanswer #miscfics #anoncarrotsart #tothineownself #abolish private property

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pistachiosoda

nerdicornthetrekkie

gamechangershow

Sorry but it's not complete without...

animentality

fireleaptfromhousetohouse

quendergeer

if you think about it making your readers picture stuff in their heads is lk noncon and problematic

helenvaughans

📢📢📢

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emmacandle

HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO PUNISH A KNIGHT WHO BLUSHES AND SMILES EVERY TIME YOU TRY

coldbrewpup

listen, if i didn't respond with a blushing "as you wish, my lady" and squirm a little about it then what kind of loyal knight would i even be?

emmacandle

YOU COULD AT LEAST PRETEND THAT YOU DONT LIKE IT

coldbrewpup

motherfuckingshakespeare

A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE.

heroineimages

I’m not sure I knew the thy/thine distinction. Thanks for this!

onbearfeet

THINE IS ALSO GRAMMATICALLY EQUIVALENT TO YOURS.

“It is yours” and “It is thine” differ only in their level of formality.

skronklpus

Bojack reference

re: AI code artifacts in ao3 fics…

Funnily, when I first posted Abolish private property, I sincerely hoped nobody would look at the base html bc I had no idea what I was doing and was worried there were a lot of amateur mistakes

But now I feel way more confident bc no self-respecting AI would write html code that messily lmaooooo this shitshow is 100% human-made babey

#ao3 #ao3 fanfic #heated rivalry

birdplushie

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

magn-animously

DIG

14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat

DIG

buriedunderyourmum

DIG

hannisconfused

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kitsunesakii

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yourlocalfandomfriendo

DIG

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thatghostthateatspeople

DIG

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OOPS TOO DEEP

CLIMB

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romanticgumchewer

imagine you are a sheep. Imagine you are the smartest sheep in the entire world and yet your understanding of the world is so small. Imagine you are the wisest sheep in the flock and you carry the memory of everyone who came before so everyone else can be happy. Imagine being a winter lamb and dying for your flock. Imagine you are a good shepherd so loved by his flock that your sheep would do anything, even defy who they are, in order to avenge you.

and then imagine you are a brett goldstein ram and you finally have a reason for bashing. Bet that felt so good.

cuspid64

I've been trying really hard to be normal about TADC. I've got to much else going on. I've been failing at that.

#jax was made in a tumblr sexyman lab and escaped at the last second good for her

probablypixel

guys. guys i can't stop thinking about that transgender rabbit.

the bait and switch of the century. she's a terrible person. she used to be a tumblr sexyman. she's the most popular canon transfem character. ever. she has borderline personality disorder. she's a cringe girlfail lesbian. she's bugs bunny in her mind palace. she's even emo.

fishd0g

Im unsure if these fandoms collide, but I had fun :D

Although I cant tell if kinger is cute or horrifying

I really did binge the whole show in a day and a half, too.

#tadc #tadc jax #the amazing digital circus #bingeing the show blind and feeling this happen to me in real time

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just binged the entirety of the amazing digital circus with no prior knowledge of anything about it

#the amazing digital circus #isn’t she lovely #😭😭😭

carp-al-tunnel

Don't let me go, okay?

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