Recreational Yodeling for Beginners

#oof #ghost #papa v perpetua

Hehe

the last couple of days I've been noticing way more buds than usual on the branches of trees and bushes. I think something big is about to happen

This is what PURE JOY looks like.

ah, to be a deaf ferret surprised with an avalanche of toys…

i-, i- wanna cry

This is my favorite post

remember not living through a global pandemic that was fun

Half of all sea shanties are like “being on land sucks, I can’t wait to be back at sea” and the other half are like “being at sea sucks, I can’t wait to be back on land”, and I’m thinking maybe location is not the problem here.

Dude has broad shoulders and beefy arms for holding and protecting you and just the fattest most luscious ass and thighs you've ever seen

All I’m imagining is that one bro at the gym who’s extra thick and has a big waste and could be a couch in and of himself but like would totally be able to lift a whole damn cow if you asked.

jack black either bares a close resemblance to Dionysus or he straight up is Dionysus  

I think its bc a lot of ppl think the bubonic plague only existed in middle ages, which is an even MORE wildy inaccurate idea lol

nothing is better than finding a walking stick

*out in nature* *sees a thick n smooth stick that’s as tall as me* oh fuck. oh fuck yes. i have magic now