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skeletourism

Diane, I have just administered Albert's first shot of estrogen

the-haiku-bot

Diane, I have just

administered Albert’s first

shot of estrogen

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

skeletourism

NO FUCKING WAY

#HAIKU BOT I LOVE YOU

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You know sometimes I feel like weighing in on a particular topic, then I see that everyone else who has done so, whether I agree or disagree with them, is really fucking annoying, and I decide that maybe it's best for everyone if I just move on with my day

animal-families-tournaments

Corvidae family, round 2: Oriental Magpie vs Bornean Green-Magpie

Oriental Magpie

Bornean Green-Magpie

Remaining time: 6 days 18 hours

#see now this is tough bc I love both #do I vote for the stately figure of traditional corvid excellence????#or do I vote for the green goblin-ass freak who's tearing up the corvid rulebook and going their own way?#(I voted for the freak god bless both their spirits though. Every corvid is bringing the a-game)

prokopetz

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

prokopetz

Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?

buggyhuman

Three cueing. Once you learn about it, a whole lot of very frustrating online discourse with US Americans makes so much sense 😭

For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have

I cannot believe how insufferable the discourse about a film that HASN'T EVEN COME OUT YET has become and I know it will be so much worse when it does release. I'm so tired

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Does kermit ever hop around

#u know. as frogs do

bakwaaas

a week in côte d’azur

Beginning to think that the voice in my head constantly begging me to be normal is, in fact, making me less normal

plumslices

literally do it even if youre stupid <3

apolladay

Does your first name appear in The Bible?

Yes

No

Yes, in another religious text

I have no idea

Other/Results

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#yeah but not as a name lmao

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IT IS LITERALLY HAPPENING AGAIN BY THE WAY

#the twin peaks giant HATES to see me coming

chaoticgouda

gay--dog

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

discount--dracula

wbat the hell you weren't even exaggerating

How to make friends without the fear of being unlikeable driving you insane

angelicdewdrop

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muffinlance

Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

do-you-have-a-flag

Hm I wonder if my complete inability to be chill about What People Think of Me and my lack of actual social interaction with new people because of my fear of Exactly That First Problem is going to be an issue. The fact that I am posting this would suggest that it will be

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