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Diane, I have just administered Albert's first shot of estrogen

the-haiku-bot

Diane, I have just

administered Albert’s first

shot of estrogen

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

skeletourism

NO FUCKING WAY

#HAIKU BOT I LOVE YOU

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effemimaniac

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

Every evening at 8:10pm the rest of MCR wake Frank Iero from his spectral sarcophagus to perform the B-stage Setlist Ritual, and every single time Frank Iero chooses violence

#mcr wembley #my chemical romance

Man the Archvile from the Doom TDA Revelations DLC is a MASSIVE cunt

weepingchoir

Brits live in 3 Sadness Stroll and Americans live in 958571995720&5 Northeast E West

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anchovy

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

anchovy

I’m so fucked

petaltexturedskies

All photographs are memento mori. To take a photograph is to participate in another person's (or thing's) mortality, vulnerability, mutability. Precisely by slicing out this moment and freezing it, all photographs testify to time's relentless melt.

Susan Sontag, On Photography (originally published in 1977)

derinthescarletpescatarian

Yesterday I gave my chickens leftover scraps (a treat for them, most days they get pellet food and what they forage in the yard) and one chicken ran up all excited and then stopped and looked at the scraps and just stood there and I was like "oh you don't want veggie scraps today? Are we picky today?" but then I saw her friend chicken run up and when she got there they ate scraps together.

She was waiting for her friend <3

todayintokyo

Tiger artist 十筆斎 returns, this time with a Pallas's cat.

Grabbing some popcorn from the store to settle in and see how Frank's setlist choices inspire violence in the MCR fanbase tonight

#mcr wembley

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skaldish

I think about this a lot.

computationalcalculator

may I add also “butt dial” vs “booty call” vs “bottom text”

clitorius-maximus

Hand job vs manual labor

ohgreatblackbunny

Tags deserved to be seen

pissvortex

Family in Buffalo genuinely just asked me if I would rather go to “Adolf’s” or “Nine Eleven” for lunch and they were being completely sincere

#at first I was like “well MAYBE the Adolf one is understandable like it is a name” but like. I don't think it's an Irish name so ???????????#Truly no clue what else the latter could be doing

Having to unsubscribe to a podcast I enjoy 80-90% of bc the 10-20% is T*ylor Sw*ft discussion and I'm gunna be SOOOOOOOO mean in the comments if I don't dip now

Wizards of Gerard Waverly Place

Do I have summer-patterned SAD or is it just climate change making summer unbearable

#the answer is definitely and obviously both but I don't wanna go to the doctor's #so I will continue to blame the latter

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It is literally the fucking least of Activision-Blizzard's crimes but HOW do you fucking justify £35 EACH for remasters of games over a decade old, AND CHARGE £25 EACH FOR THE DLC FOR THOSE DECADE-OLD GAMES ON TOP OF THAT!!!!!!!!

wibblyrlin

Florence Welch at I-Days Milano (2026)

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