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Dude this sweet basket is the perfect size for all my eggs

I am walking onto the field. Haters are forcefully removing me from the premise

(EMG Entertainment - PC)

Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.

Hi, Reading Duck! I am sorry about how you can't books in your pond, but you are welcome to come to the library! You can books here!