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Dude this sweet basket is the perfect size for all my eggs

I am walking onto the field. Haters are forcefully removing me from the premise

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Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.

Hi, Reading Duck! I am sorry about how you can't books in your pond, but you are welcome to come to the library! You can books here!

you’d think that telling people to expand their music tastes would be pretty cut and dry but then you tell someone to listen to jazz and they call you eurocentric

When white people feel challenged they unlock a new plane of being over dramatic.